I'll miss your lattes with steamed Austrian goat milk.
I love the way you make them.
This is a lot of cuteness, my little heart can't take it đđĽ°đ
the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this
Ay, mariposas, no se aguanten mĂĄs
Hay que crecer aparte y volver
I love this so muchhhhhh
Edwin: And so concludes this yearâs Secret Santa drawing, just a quick reminder of the rules, $40 dollar limit, no perishable items, and no homemade coupons, Thomas.
Thomas: Fine, then everyone will have to pay full price for them.
Crystal: Oh, Edwin I would like a $40 dollar gift card to any restaurant that serves nachos.
Edwin: I donât have you, Crystal.
Crystal: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me but I also know who everyone else has.
Jenny: Thatâs not possible.
Crystal: Perhaps not for ordinary people such as yourself, Jenny. But for the brilliant mind of Detective Crystal Sherlock Palaceâ I legally changed my nameâ itâs quite simply⌠elementary.
Crystal: For, you see, Charles made a face I only recognized from our bedroom, which means that he has Edwin.
Charles: *avoids eye contact*
Crystal: Monty has Jenny, his eyes keep shifting over to her.
Monty: No, they donât. *eyes shift*
Crystal: Jenny looked disgusted, which means she has Thomas.
Crystal: Night Nurse didnât draw a name, nor did she put one in, she doesnât want to participate.
Night Nurse: Never do.
Crystal: Thomas moves his mouth when he reads and quite clearly said Monty.
Thomas: *flipping his paper* I did get Monty.
Crystal: Niko has Charles, sheâs holding her paper name-side out.
Niko: Oh, sheâs good.
Crystal: And I have Niko, which means Edwin has me. Iâll be taking that gift card, psychic loves nachos.
Edwin: Should we draw the names again and leave Crystal out?
All: Yeah!
Crystal: No!!! Sherlock wants a present!
@montythehumancrow you should do this with an army of crows
Hook has a fall counter for him, closely tallying points because he made a bet with Hades. He has insisted on placing a few thick mats in 'steeper' areas however. Hook also helps at times with really nasty bruises, covering them up with makeup if Morgie is going out somewhere with friends or Uli had ordered Morgie to not look like he gets personally attacked by simple descending stairs.
okay
so
new morgie hc
CANNOT BE TRUSTED AROUND STAIRS WITHOUT SUPERVISION
he will just be walking down stairs then
thump
thump
thump
thump
more thumps
he fell down the stairs.
âYou sure are hard to love!â
The curse of the green ninja
Had more frames but I lost motivation!!! âšď¸ song is again & again by the bird and the bee and inspos from the trend circulating the clock app rn. uuuhrgrgrffrbrbrbr I hate(love) this silly green ninja he deserves better
"please, expect me to be constantly on life support or monster" He/They | Gender fluid menace | Omnisexual Panic
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