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reminder that this is far enough to scroll your dash today. there's nothing better coming. go outside. go practice your stretches. make a meal. do your laundry. log off.

tshirt that says "IF U ASK ME ABOUT MY CAREER I WILL KILL MYSELF IN FRONT OF U"

well THAT'S the kind of ad that everyone wants to see!

do people really love drinking that much? that they celebrate their successes by drinking whiskey (which tastes like rubbing alcohol btw)??

I had a drink last night for the first time in months, a strawberry caipirinha, and by the 3rd sip, I was kinda regretting not having ordered a strawberry soda instead.

do people really enjoy the taste of alcohol that much?

She’s four months old, she’s growing up so fast

Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn

no, listen, when I say I want to integrate more specific solarpunk stuff in my life, i don’t mean to ask for yet again new “aesthetic” clothes that now you have to buy or make to show your support of the movement (screw that i’m consuming enough as it is), or more posts about impossible house goals, or whatever, I’m asking you what my options to build a portable and eco friendly phone charger are, im asking you viable tiny-appartment edible plants growing tricks on a budget,  im asking tips to slow down when my mind and society tell me im not fast enough, i don’t need more rich art nouveau amateurs aesthetics or pristine but cold venus project, okay, i know i should joins associations where I am tho i’m constantly on the move, thanks for that, just, you know, can we get a bit more practical ??? how do I hack my temporary flat into going off the grid for the time i’m here

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

I forgot to put sugar in my coffee... and then... I was surprised with it's not sweet...