One Day You Will Stand Before God In Judgment

When it comes to phrases and sayings, I've noticed that a good way to test their validity is to see if they also work in reverse.

"What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger" - If something isn't making you stronger, it's killing you.

"If it looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid" - If something looks smart on paper but doesn't work in practice, it's still stupid.

"Treat others as you would wish to be treated" - Don't treat yourself worse than you would treat a stranger.

"Any job worth doing is worth doing well" - if something's not worth doing, it's not worth half-assing either.

"When there's a will, there's a way" - If you truly do not want to do something, it will be impossible no matter how easy it should be.

this is how i feel replying to my mutuals posts

well THAT'S the kind of ad that everyone wants to see!

do people really love drinking that much? that they celebrate their successes by drinking whiskey (which tastes like rubbing alcohol btw)??

I had a drink last night for the first time in months, a strawberry caipirinha, and by the 3rd sip, I was kinda regretting not having ordered a strawberry soda instead.

do people really enjoy the taste of alcohol that much?

THEY'RE BACK. AND NOW THEY'RE COLORFUL

no but seriously look at this ad

Oh, my!!!

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

so is this your girl???

another banger