One Time I Was In An Olive Garden Bathroom And My Packer Fell Out Of My Shorts And This Ten Year Old

Well oneof you is lying

I might know a thing or two about this feeling

there’s something so disgusting and feral and perverted about getting off to the smell of someone

getting handed your sweater or a blanket and it’s supposed to be for comfort when we can’t see each other but instead i’m fucking my toy and shoving my face into it because fuck. you just smell so good i couldn’t help it

it’s not my fault your smell throws me into a fucking heat, i’m just doing what dumb mutts are supposed to >_<

Shout out to me and the other co-host who are going through the same crisis except in the opposite directions ("Oh no I'm used to stress how do I deal with daily life" vs "Oh no I'm used to daily life how do I deal with stress")

less than a month to go boys

Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.

old western coyote moodboard with themes of cowboys for myself...

reblog if you're excited for the holidays, or if you want hot t4t sex right now

I'm starting with the man in the mirror

It's never too late!

anal is gender affirmation for trans guys. fuck an ftm in the ass today!