Imagine You’re Some Little Evil Woman Sitting In Hades’ Throne Room When Orpheus Walks In To Make

I had a dream I was running a dnd one shot for dungeon meshi, where I put them in a ‘seemingly normal town’ that was actually one super organism meat-slime monster mimic thing that replicated entire towns to draw in prey. All the ‘people’ were like an angler’s fish lure, attached to a pulsating floor by viscera. It was an inelegant pantomime of normalcy.

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Chilchuck was the only one rolling high enough perception checks to actually notice. He was losing his mind freaking out while Senshi was gushing over unique cuisine (more pieces of the monster) and Marcille was busy buying things in the flesh market. Chilchuck kept begging them to figure it out but they just kept flubbing roll after roll, trying to convince Chilchuck he was over reacting and needed to calm down now they were safely out of the dungeon.

a 20′s Kanaynay for my part of the collab with papabrotiger, varurie and mrdespondency for Promstuck (which I think I can post now since the event’s done~)

Happy 4/13, y’all!

I'm slowly getting out of the artblock, so I drew Finrod (One of my beloved and stupid favourite elves) with the Nauglamír. In my brain all of the elves have color schemes, and the sons and daughter of Finarfin has a yellow-orange color, so Finrod has that colors in his clothes and eyes.

The Mandalorian is literally a story about a supporting character.

Here are main characters, Bo-Katan and Ahsoka, hunting down big bads like Gideon and Thrawn, and Din is like “that’s nice, I’m just trying to find a really good preschool for my child” AND THAT IS HILARIOUS I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WANTING TO KNOW THE MAIN FUCKING STORYLINE AND DIN IS REFUSING TO ENGAGE. HE IS LEGIT LIKE “not fucking today, not my fucking division” AND DRIVES OFF IN HIS SHITTY HONDA CIVIC WITH HIS GREMLIN CHILD THAT HAS ANGER ISSUES.

Mario Chain Chomp Cat Bed made by TemptedBelongings

Black and white saruman to practice flat shadows, I couldn't choose a background color cuz I'm an indecisive clown 🤡 honk honk

the great elk....

“The elk was huge, a great elk, ten feet tall at the shoulder, with a rack of antlers near as wide. The creature sank to his knees to let them mount. ”

Ok but the elk that Coldhands rides is 10 feet tall.

Its shoulder lenght is as tall as your average apartment wall!!!

(the heights in this pic are SHOULDER HEIGHTS for the animals)

IT’S HUGEEEE

Aaah yes I love this idea!

ok listen. hear me out. A:TLA au where the Air Temple Avatar dies with the rest of his temple when the Fire Nation attacks. The next 2 Avatars don’t manage to make it to a Ripe Old Age, but possibly they both manage to keep their identity a secret for a few decades each, since everyone knows the Fire Nation would track you down and kill you if they thought they had found the Avatar.

So no one has seen the Avatar for around 100 years. Zuko gets sent on his impossible quest to find the Avatar, only to find out that he is the Avatar.

He has to pretend to be hunting for the Avatar, all while grappling with what this means for his identity, and his place within the Fire Nation, and, as always, his Honor. 

When there’s rumors that the Avatar really is back, the “chase” is on. Iroh wants him to learn water bending. Zuko hasn’t really come to terms with everything yet and really doesn’t want to find an actual teacher, so he tells Iroh fine, but they’re looking in the Southern Water Tribe first (thinking there’s no benders left there, and desperately stalling). He ends up finding a teacher who’s probably as reluctant to teach him as he is reluctant to learn from her. 

Zuko always reports that he’s “one step behind” the Avatar, to cover for the fact that he shows up wherever theres Avatar rumors/sightings, at about the same time. 

I’m not sure exactly how he would get around the whole “you look exactly like him” in this universe. Maybe the Avatar is the Blue Spirit. Maybe Zuko’s scar is in a less visible place? Maybe Katara + Avatar Powers manage to heal his scar, so no descriptions of the Avatar that make it back to Ozai and Pals matches what they Know Zuko looks like? maybe everyone he meets as “the Avatar” tells him he looks just like that Fire Nation Prince and he goes “nah, his scar is on the other side”.

How does he learn air bending? Maybe all the air temples didn’t get destroyed after all. maybe Aang wasn’t the Avatar in this AU, but he and a few others survived in hiding, until Zuko finds them - Bumi tells him where to find Aang, since they still write letters to each other (imagine “hello, zuko here!” in a whole new context).

He manages to hide all this from his father, and even from Azula. When he learns that he has to kill Ozai, his own father, its not easy. There’s a lot of turmoil, and he may or may not come to the same conclusion that Aang came to in the show. 

But also imagine the dramatique, reverse-No-Luke-I-Am-Your-Father moment, where he finally confronts Ozai, and Ozai goes “you? stand up to me? the dishonored, exiled ex-princeling? You’re pathetic. you couldn’t even find the Avatar” “Find him? I am the Avatar” and then Zuko fucks him up real good.

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

guys help i’m LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND over these fat tiger art scrolls

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