SPY X FAMILY X TEAM ROCKET

Redraw of this in honor of a very old book trending

Very delighted to see more people treating Dracula as a comedy

lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them to and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

Nintendo Characters in Traditional Japanese Art Style made by Ukiyo-e Heroes

Just discovered the hawk eye iniciative and is gold😂

chostett submitted to thehawkeyeinitiative:

My submission for The Hawkeye Initiative.  

I’m a butt-person, myself.

I think a fundamental difference between book Dracula and Nosferatu is how the protagonists work as a collective. In Dracula, they are the Scooby Gang (trusting, collaborative, polyamorous). In Nosferatu, they are the teens from an 80s slasher (suspicious, deceitful, jealous). The count can be defeated, but only the power of friendship can save Mina.

I wonder where "key smash, add vowels and shorten it" would be

Support group

remember when cu obtained the record for longest fight against gilgamesh (aside from like the 3-7 business days enkidu fought him i guess) way back in fate route, clocking in at a minimum of 12 hours, in a basement, without any master support, while under a command spell forcing him to use less than his full power in all his first battles with someone, simply because team yuetsu pissed him off that fucking much

Arcane season 2 spoilers out of context

Something unexpected from Dracula that the DD emails have revealed to me, is how much of a loser Dracula actually is. He cannot get his brides/wife and daughters/cousins to even pretend to be house staff. Forcing him to do everything himself for Jonathan, including cooking. He almost gets put into a pound as a dog. He gets into a fight with another dog as a dog. He, as a bat, keeps on thwacking against Lucy’s window night after night. He, the master vampire, kidnaps a lazy zoo wolf. He then proceeds to THROW said wolf through a window. Only to then let it scamper off extremely confused back home. He spends most of the Lucy-saga avoiding Renfield, only to need him to get to Mina. At which point Renfield finds him wanting and starts throwing hands. Renfield loses, but the fact that there was a fight at all is hilarious. He gets into a fight with the Team and decides London was too spicy, leaving.

…Only, thanks to making Mina connected to him, Mina is now able to check where he is.