Arashiyama: I’m Friendly, I’m Loyal, I’m Energetic, I….. I Just Described A Dog, Didn’t I?

Mizukami: Look, I love you, but I made exactly the amount of cheese and crackers I want to eat right now.

Ikoma: But I only-

Mizukami: EXACTLY the amount.

Ninomiya: Whenever I screw something up I just say “ We’re in the end game now “ and people think I know what I’m doing.

Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.

Arafune: You came into my bed?!

Kuruma: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable!

Betsuyaku: I’m unstable too, so it’s gonna cancel out. PEMDAS.

Kuruma:

Kuruma: That’s not how that works!

Inukai, to Kageura: So what if i love you?

Kageura:Shut up.

Izumi: Have you asked him out yet?

Yoneya: Technically, no, but in my head, Miwa and I have three kids and a dog.

Hiura: My ears are triangles! I have no responsibilities! Meow meow!

Kurauchi: What are you going to do?

Ouji: I don’t know? Something dramatic, I hope.

Kashio: Damn, the power went out.

Minamisawa: Don’t worry, I got this.

Minamisawa: * Shakes rapidly and starts to light up *

Kashio: What?

Minamisawa: I swallowed a glow stick!

Kashio, on the verge of tears: WHY WOUD YOU-

Konami: Could you be anymore annoying?

Karasuma: Easily.