Konami: [ Stirring A Pot Of Water Over A Hot Stove ] Why Won’t The Goddamn Water Boil Already????

Kitazoe: Why is Inukai asleep on your shoulder?

Kageura: Shut up! This is sweet!

Kitazoe: An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.

Kageura: I changed my mind.

Ikoma: A lady just dropped a steak while I was at the store. I said “ whoops, now it’s ground beef. “ She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s show biz baby.

“I don’t realize that a event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird.”

-Jin

Kageura: I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT “ RAIL ME “ MEANS! I THOUGHT IT MEANT “ I’LL HIT YOU WITH A TRAIN. “ I’VE BEEN GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE “ SHUT UP OR I’LL RAIL YOU. “ NO, NO, I HATE ALL OF YOU!

Kashio: Damn, the power went out.

Minamisawa: Don’t worry, I got this.

Minamisawa: * Shakes rapidly and starts to light up *

Kashio: What?

Minamisawa: I swallowed a glow stick!

Kashio, on the verge of tears: WHY WOUD YOU-

Yuiga: My job here is done.

Tachikawa, Izumi, and Kunichika: But you didn’t do anything.

Yuiga; [ Disappears dramatically into the shadows ]

Yuma: Truth or Dare?

Osamu: Truth.

Yuma: How many hours have you slept this week?

Osamu: Dare.

Yuma: I dare you to go to sleep.

Osamu: I don’t like this game.

Chika: What doesn’t kill you, makes you weird at intimacy.

Yoneya: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Izumi by the lake.

Shun: ….. Why were you kissing him by the lake?

Yoneya: I caught a fish, I got excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

Kumagai: The secret to keeping your hoodies? Buy your girlfriend the exact same one.

Nasu, putting on both hoodies: You sweet naive fool.