Northern Mockingbird, 9/10

Probably already been added by someone but I'm making this addition for the pair in my backyard specifically.

Probably Already Been Added By Someone But I'm Making This Addition For The Pair In My Backyard Specifically.

Northern Mockingbird, 9/10

I have allowed 1 point for the times they are nice, but 90% of the time this mf spends the whole day bullying everyone else off the feeders and not eating anything himself. WHAT is the POINT if you don't EAT.

Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Rating The Birds In My Backyard By Tendency Toward Violence

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Stay tuned for more criminal activity!

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Eastern Bluebird (Sialia Sialis), Male, Taken January 23, 2025, In Georgia, US
Eastern Bluebird (Sialia Sialis), Male, Taken January 23, 2025, In Georgia, US
Eastern Bluebird (Sialia Sialis), Male, Taken January 23, 2025, In Georgia, US

Eastern Bluebird (Sialia sialis), male, taken January 23, 2025, in Georgia, US

There are currently several pairs of bluebirds sharing the feeders, but come spring there will only be one! They're quite territorial nesters with their own species, but they're easily beaten out by more aggressive species like starlings and house sparrows, which, along with several other factors, drove them to concerningly low numbers in the mid-1900's, going so far as to be listed as endangered in some states. Conservation efforts by professionals and the general public in the mid-late 1900's quickly caused a rebound in the population, and we are now seeing their increase slow, indicating they are almost at maximum population capacity!


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Ruby-crowned Kinglet (Corthylio Calendula), Taken February 10, 2025, In Georgia, US
Ruby-crowned Kinglet (Corthylio Calendula), Taken February 10, 2025, In Georgia, US
Ruby-crowned Kinglet (Corthylio Calendula), Taken February 10, 2025, In Georgia, US

Ruby-crowned Kinglet (Corthylio calendula), taken February 10, 2025, in Georgia, US

The "king" part of this bird's name has certainly gone to their heads. I've seen these little guys pick on some pretty big birds, with notable success. It pays to be little and mean in the bird world!


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3 months ago
Eastery Gray Squirrel (Sciurus Carolinensis), Taken January 23, 2025, In Georgia, US

Eastery Gray Squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis), taken January 23, 2025, in Georgia, US

Just a little guy trying to stay warm. This picture shows off its soft underbelly quite nicely—it looks so comfortable! With how cold it is right now and the regular presence of several hawks in the backyard, there are few squirrels visiting the feeders. I never thought I'd say it, but I actually kind of miss them!


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2 months ago
Jumping Spider (Pelegrina Proterva), Male, Taken March 18, 2025, In Georgia, US
Jumping Spider (Pelegrina Proterva), Male, Taken March 18, 2025, In Georgia, US

Jumping Spider (Pelegrina proterva), male, taken March 18, 2025, in Georgia, US

My first angry face of the year! Regardless of his grumpy appearance, I missed him dearly this winter. These guys are quite common in my area, especially the males which like to climb the posts of my boardwalk to hunt. They're quite hard to distinguish from some other species in the genus unless you compare them side-by-side, but luckily this is the only species of this genus that appears in my normal hunting grounds, so I'd notice if they looked off. The females are a different story entirely, as is the case for most in Dendryphantina...


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3 weeks ago
Gray Catbird (Dumetella Carolinensis), Taken May 9, 2025, In Georgia, US
Gray Catbird (Dumetella Carolinensis), Taken May 9, 2025, In Georgia, US
Gray Catbird (Dumetella Carolinensis), Taken May 9, 2025, In Georgia, US

Gray Catbird (Dumetella carolinensis), taken May 9, 2025, in Georgia, US

A lovely catbird getting a snack! This guy looked quite youthful, but I doubt he's a product of this spring. He was far too put together to be a juvenile, and you can tell he doesn't have a baby face. Perhaps this is his first nesting season!


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2 months ago
Spotted Dusky Salamander (Desmognathus Conanti), Taken September 10, 2024, In Georgia, US

Spotted Dusky Salamander (Desmognathus conanti), taken September 10, 2024, in Georgia, US

Enjoying the sun! It's pretty unusual to see salamanders sitting out in the open like this, so I initially thought this guy was dead. I ended up freaking him out when i put my hand near him to see, and I feel kind of bad about it, but I also really needed to know if he was alive lol... He was in close proximity to a large banded fishing spider that was also enjoying the sunshine, so I think this was just a nice spot! I hope he came back later and caught some more rays!


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2 months ago

Leafhopper (Genus Gyponana), nymph, taken March 25, 2025, in Georgia, US

Sometimes life is just a leafhopper dancing... This guy was tiiiiny, probably only 1st or 2nd instar, and he was not a fan of me, as is evident by his defensive dancing! When threatened, leafhopper nymphs (and sometimes adults) will sway back and forth like this to both mimic windblown debris and skew a potential predator's perception of their form. Obviously, this has little effect on humans, but it can save their life if a smaller predator takes interest. Leafhoppers are wonderful animals, and this is one of the many reasons why they're some of my favorites!


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northerlyy - terminally insane about animals. it's contagious.
terminally insane about animals. it's contagious.

Wildlife photography of all kinds in no particular chronological order... call me North!All photos posted are taken by me, and everything that appears here is documented on iNaturalist as well.

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