Me When We Start Eating Billionaires And I Have To Kill Gomez Addams

Wait! The baby toss being able to crit gives me a reason to share this edit of one of my pieces I made a while back!

I need to see the baby toss crit so bad, I need to send Rosemary to space.

the way concernedape dropped the new update on the first day of spring, which coincides with the first day of the game, was genius

Rhaenyra, you are the father.

Like yeah I get monster are sexy. But what I don't see a lot of is romance.

Like I want to play fetch with a werewolf

I want to cuddle with a naga

I want answer trivia questions with a sphinx

I want to do a dragon's makeup

I want to knit with a giant spider

I want to go clothes shopping with a doppelganger

I want to show off my strength to a bunny boy

I want to sing with a siren

I want to fish with a merfolk

I want to train with an orc

I want to star gaze with a mindflayer

I want to soar with a harpy

I want to LOVE monsters

I think Paul Maud'dib Usul Atreides, son of Leto Atreides, Duke of Arrakis, Emperor of the Known Universe, Lisan Al Gaib, The Voice from the Outer World, Mahdi, The Kwisatz Haderach, might be trying to give Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains, a run for her money in the competition of which character can have the longest list of names and titles in a fictional piece of media.

There he goes!

Lila’s candle being almost completely burned out, the lighting and attention to detail?? I CANT!!! This is so gorgeous! 💚💚

Eternity banquet

viserys : marries a 14yo without her consent, has 4 children with her that pose a threat to rheanyra's reign and will be killed once she takes the throne, refuses to change his heir or marry his firstborn daughter to his firstborn son to prevent a succession crisis, neglects his children, doesn't prepare his chosen heir for her role and ignores her mistakes, doesn't even try to make peace, appoints his son's grandfather as his hand knowing damn well that he wants his grandson on the throne and allows him to take control of the capitol, thinks that one dinner solves 20 years of hatred, dies

the dance of the dragon : happens

TB stans : this is all alicent's fault! and if you disagree then you hate women.

interviewer: vhagar, one of the largest dragons of westeros —

ewan: woah 👆 woah 👆 woah👆 she is THE largest dragon in westeros 💅

Original broadcast from poxataynaro on X

This is gorgeous!! Fits Alma’s story perfectly! This is amazing I wanna eat it!!🩵

Did it make your sins easier to bear? Playing make believe?