Oh Hey Look A Locket From When I Was Little!

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

“ur cat looks like naruto”

i’ve found it, the promised land

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

I sacrificed a Gerome just for this dumb joke…

(Remind me to never use Tumblr mobile for uploading multi-paneled comics)

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