Nomaru666 - Nomaru

It’s the final countdown…

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

salmon is for desire

he suffers from pretty princess disease

Tim: *idly* you know there’s a buzzfeed unsolved episode about you?

Jason: what’s buzfeed unsolved?

Steph: *chokes* there’s a WHAT

What if we made the opposite of Wes? Like, someone who lives in Amity Park but absolutely does not believe in ghosts

This is an amazing idea and if someone finds a good background character to fill this spot I will literally dedicate an entire Ectoberweek fic to them.

No cuz this is true like so so true because I am also a big venti fan. There's just not enough. We know about him and if you think about it, the god of wisdom told us that they as archons get their power from the faith of the people. Venti said that they got their power from ruling over their nation. Why did he lie to us? And isn't he the one with a cathedral? That indicates that he should be stronger than he's letting on. He shouldn't be counted as the weakest so why did he lie? What is he hiding?

These are all things that HAVEN'T BEEN ANSWERED HOYOVERSE GIVE US ANSWERS!

Being a Venti fan takes such a strong will because he’s this complex and interesting character with so much potential but more often than not he’s treated like a joke.

The game’s like oh you want to know more about Venti? You want to see him be serious and vulnerable again in a way he’s probably never had the chance to be before like in his story quest? You want a sequel to that quest? You want to know why he’s mentioned in the chasm and Enkonomiya? What his enigmatic connection to time and memory means? What his secretive relationship with Celestia is like? You want more information on pre archon Venti and Old Monstadt? You want to know his role in the destruction of Khanri’ah and how he felt about it? You want to know if he has identity issues from building his existence on the legacy of someone else? If he ever gets tired of of playing the carefree bard? If there’s times when no one is watching where it all becomes to much and he just breaks?

Well what if instead he drank some alcohol and Paimon went “haha classic bard” and then he gave you a cryptic riddle about whatever’s currently happening and then left? What then huh?

I'm too emotional about that anglerfish

hold on