I feel like Danyal would want to fight the him of this universe, like 'I want to know how good we've gotten' and like he fights Ra's and the entire league of assassins, but he doesn't kill any of them, not because he has a no kill rule or morals but because this is simply play for him, the league is terrified but morbidly curious to know what him fighting seriously would look like, and then they see him fight Ra's and it's like two predators fighting and pulling no punches but they aren't fully serious about the fight, they are evaluating each other's skill
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
new organs coming out soon
medium intestine
gallkidneys
inferior vena cava
table of contents
semi-colon
die-r (opposite of liver)
pancreas 2
me two seconds ago:
"I should remember to get on danny phantom-- I mean tumblr"
*slides you this chart*
*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
So my first 10 pull on this man's banner was certainly something I can't believe I got two of him and another five star and the other new character all in one 10 pull
Redheads just love me I guess
why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon
i dont have a caption for this one
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
You are a wizard, and many an unwanted child has landed on your manor doorstep—26, in fact. You named them, fed them, and taught them magic to be masters in their own right. Today, you went on your first date in years, but you’re starting to see an odd number of familiar faces sitting close by...
Honestly, I think someone had to say it. Kafka Asagiri is a spiteful bastard who likes lolicon (follows loli artists on Twitter) and defaming the names of authors he dislikes. The REAL Mori Ogai is a CSA victim, and has been deeply outspoken in Vita Sexualis about how traumatic it was to 1) be exposed to pornography at age 6 for his first experience with sexuality, 2) narrowly avoid being assaulted at his school by older teenage boys when he was 12, and 3) get drugged and assaulted by a prostitute when he was 19 who successfully gaslit him into thinking what happened to him was his fault. He wrote Vita to expose the way literature conditioned him to believe that it was his fault people were sexually violent towards him, because authors like Tanizaki were normalizing that in their work and he was afraid more people would end up like him, only to get called a “degenerate” and censored for speaking out about being an abuse survivor. Asagiri was SO OFFENDED by this idea that his fetish-pandering could hurt people that he made “Mori” a lolicon AND constantly shows him drinking THAT VERY SAME TEA HE WAS DRUGGED WITH IN REAL LIFE. I genuinely do not understand why THIS MANY PEOPLE have not read the original authors’ works. Don’t even get me STARTED on what he did to Dostoevsky.
You're clearly the expert here what on Gods green earth is this 😭🙏 spread this word