Names….

charlie kelly one of those characters of all time where he's so complex but also deceptively simple so everyone can relate to him if they want to. you think he's asexual? he is!! you think he loves to fuck? he does!! or maybe his relationship to sex is too complex to put in a simple sentence? absolutely! you believe he's a trans man? of course! you think she's transfemme? just look at "the gang solves the bathroom problem"! you think they "dont do gender" or "doesn't identify"? that's quite literally canon!! boyfriend to some, girlfriend to others, they have the range!! you think of him as a sweet, silly little guy? he's in fact a lovable rascal. you prefer to think of him as an amoral disgusting violent man? he's in fact also that. whatever you think of charlie kelly, you're probably right and that's delightful to me

sometimes i need to remind myself that i'm writing fanfiction for free and i'm allowed to have a shitty sentence or two

This one is actually almost a year old, but I never got around to posting it anywhere. I’d definitely do some things different now (the first thing that comes to mind is resizing the text), but for the most part I’m still proud of it.

“The Gang as Animals” 🐭🐶🐱🐸🐤💕

Some of my Ted headcanons since I apparently got inspired by Joey's ones for him 🐐

Very hairy, mostly upper body tho

Polish heritage

Unlike Pete who does know Polish, Ted only knows basic phrases and words

He uses this to pick up women and thinks it's cool to know multiple languages (if you're from Europe, you know it's kinda not)

He does know it enough to communicate with Pete when the boy calls him and has to be discreet (Pete makes sure Ted understands him)

Has a goat hoof shaped birthmark that every single Spankoffski that has ever lived has. Both him and Pete have it on their right forearm

Was made fun of cause of the birthmark so he hates goats

Lives in a two bedroom apartment with Pete near his work

When he needs to drive Pete to school, he makes Pete pay him

The money doesn't stay with him tho, as he puts it in Pete's snack fund that he gives him every day before school

Ted pays for the snack fund himself

Plays Europop loudly when in his car, embarrassing Pete whenever they drive together

Music taste stuck in early 2000s, doesn't know modern artists at all (pretends to know when he needs to pick up women

Owns fedoras and Panama hats

Owns way too many summery button ups with hideous prints

Bisexual but leans towards women

Likes the color yellow, especially mustard yellow

Seen as the fuck up in his family, Pete is the only one who cares about him (Pete was a do-over baby for their parents)

Only one with his own office at CCRP cause he has no shame and annoys his coworkers constantly (can't be fired cause he's one of their lab rats, ofc)

Dog person

Gets Jenny flashbacks constantly and drinks to forget

His theme song is Lady Mustache by Tape Five

Richie headcanons!!

First anime was the Pokémon anime and Naruto

First video games was Pokémon Y

Naruto ran down the halls in middle school

Really likes Final Fantasy VII

Has an Eren Yaeger pfp on every social media site (and it's always different)

Forced Ruth to watch My Hero Academia

Thinks new anime fans are annoying while also really wishing everyone around him watched more anime

Has a list of cosplays he'd like to do, and hasn't done any of them

Has a stuffed animal collection under his bed that he refuses to share with anyone

Owns at least one nendoroid

Has only read manga since 7th grade, other than for school

Collects snow globes from every place he goes

Some cut dialogue and character directions from the nightman cometh script that just speak to me

FINALLY!

For all those how have been waiting oh so patiently (for 3+ years) I have finally added the Nibbly design to my first version of the ‘Versus the Lords in Black’ series, so with baited breath I introduce to you…

🔴Linda vs Nibbly🔴 (Honey Queen)

I went ahead and included all the other posters so they can be seen together (as god intended)

I will also be uploading this straight to my Redbubble after, in case anyone wants it

I grant thee starlight!

Damn this show was good, loved the songs so much!

I made the fairy queen of sweet dreams a bit more eldritch, although I imagine she’s more human-sized at the beginning of the song before they enter the vast darkness.

Also I really like how I drew Ella so here’s a closeup

Joey's Ted headcanons

He apparently did the cameo in 2 seconds, so here, lol. Also, he does think I'm the official Ted artist in the fandom 😭 honor

Remember, these are just actor headcanons, nothing official 👍

Ted genuinely loves Pete

Hes' very romantic, but he puts on a facade of a bullshit guy cause he wants to seem cool

He does think Paul is his best friend

Ted's one of those guys who doesn't wear pants at home, he's just in boxers

He does wear a tie tho, in case he needs to go out or have a zoom meeting

He uses excessive amount of cologne

Ted constantly goes on dates. Most women in Hatchetfield have "gone on a date" with him, but they last 5 minutes cause how much of a terrible guy Ted is

Lot of people know him in town and think he's a creep

All his deaths need to be embarrassing

Always orders take-out, never cooks for himself

He takes Pete out constantly and tries to be cool in front of him, but Pete is embarrassed by him, but still thinks he's cool (side note is that Joey'd like a NMT episode of Bill and Alice hanging out and Ted and Pete hanging out)

Ted loves dogs and maybe has a dog at home we don't know about