OMG...we Are Literally The Same (he Is A Man In His Forty And I Am Just A Teenage Girl)

kimi: 🤷‍♀️

#why is he so hot #the things I'll allow him to do to me #technically he won't even need my permission #that's a man among men you can tell right there #i get you sebastian i'd be down bad too #kimi raikkonen #kr7

Kimi Räikkönen, Malaysia 2012

day 1 of more kimi

sauber kimi's shoes

left - brake right - throttle

#no wonder max verstappen is their love child #mv33 #max verstappen #sebastian vettel #kimi raikkonen #soulmates

Sebastian Vettel and Kimi Raikkonen when they were little - coincidentally both in #33 karts! (x)

he's just a boy :(

Kimi Räikkönen doing his mandatory military service.

This baby face recruit, who is scratching his cheek in such a shy and demure manner, held the record for longest punitive confinement, at 20 days.

One night during his military service, he went out with his friend and they both got drunk. Because they got back to the premises too late, they couldn't use the main entrance, and instead decided to climb over the fence.

His friend got caught by authorities, but Kimi hid in a ditch while they searched for him with dogs. He then managed to crawl back to his barracks undetected, and hide under his bed where he was later found muddy, and covered in twigs.

The little smartass was questioned how he managed to get past the dogs, to which he answered: “That’s what you teach us here, we are scouts.”

On another occasion he ran away from the army because they wouldn't let him go to a race, and only came back because he was promised that if he did, they'd let him go after all.

They lied.

oh don't mind me, I'm just crashing out over champagne seb once again

this is hands down one of my favorite kimi video compilations! 18yrs of kimi 😙🫶🏻

all the pics I could find of that photoshoot with Kimi and first wife Jenni

edit:

IT WAS A KINKY APRIL FOOL'S PHOTOSHOOT

courtesy of a friend's google translate