Kimi With Sweater Paws....

my shayla😭😭

Imagine being Matthew. You're just a dude. Kind of a loser. You die. You turn into a bird. You become an errand boy for a magical kingdom ruled by a gigantically sulky bitch who has bitchy little arguments with his fantastical (and also bitchy) palace staff. You feel like the only sane guy in the room at all times.

got up, served cunt, served big ass, sat down again

we deserved more of kimi with messy hair😔😮‍💨😭😭😭😭

give me more!!!!!!!!

"Him and I were meant to be, Michael!"

Naive and extroverted RBR Seb and infamously anti-social, giver-of-no-shits except that one time with Pelé Kimi. Somehow they made it work.

🚩+🐂 = ❤️

the legs parted wide... the placement of the redbull can... the sun tat still there...

Thanks to @wolfsbanesbite 's generosity, here we have the legendary "Bromance? Never heard of him." video.

Top 5 Kimi eras plz

After trying my best to find a way to divide his whole life into 5 parts, I've decided to simply do the impossible task of picking just 5 eras. So, in no particular order:

Rally era

↑ the hair, the suit, the closest we've ever gotten to rbr kimi.

Lotus era

↑ oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.

1st Ferrari stint era

↑ this is what "hang it in the louvre" refers to. btw.

Alfa Romeo era

↑ when i tell you i start breathing SO loudly when i think of this era. single-handedly turned me into an old man fucker.

McLaren era

↑ objectively speaking, this is the prettiest a human being has ever looked.

bonus: jobless boyfriend era

↑ i'd let him live in my garage