WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

When your bestie tells you you have a “drinking problem” just because you wanted to see what your cereal tasted like with some vodka in it.

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PUPPY!

I read that and was like “??? Whomst???”

I needed this

Is anyone else pissed off at bitmojis?

I mean the site ‘Bitstrips’ was an awesome sit where you could write comics, make pictures and characters and it was my favorite thing ever! but fuKING SNAPCHAT TOOK IT AWAy from me!!!!!!!

Remember teens still count as minors so even if they talk about older children they are still breaking the law.

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

Preach, I know summer is over but I'm still working at the pool.

10 ways to make sure you don’t piss off lifeguards this summer

1. If you’re supposed to be watching children ACTUALLY WATCH THEM

2. If the pool is closed, accept it and move on, there is a reason for the closure and no it is not just to spite you

3. Check the schedule, don’t expect to do laps during public swim and don’t come to lane swim if you can’t swim lengths

4. Don’t bother the guards on their break

5. At facilities with water features, don’t stick your fingers in things

6. At facilities with rides/slides, just listen if they say a kid is too short or has to do a swim test

7. Don’t get mad if a bunch of different guards tell you off for breaking a bunch of different rules, you’re the one that broke them

8. If you ask a guard if you can do something or use something and they say no that’s the end of the conversation 

9. The guard isn’t checking you out, they’re making sure you don’t drown, don’t make it weird

10. You know the basic rules like walking on deck, no outdoor shoes, and not eating or drinking anything but water, follow them

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

"When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums, There is life about to start when tomorrow comes".

“It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again…”