Your YA Novel Title Is:

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

Someone who’s never seen The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals explain this

Hades: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Persephone: ... are you okay???

Hades: Cerberus stole my frickin garlic bread

W H A T

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What do you do...

When your parents are super homophobic and you want to protect your little siblings from copying their toxic attitude but only get in trouble for "normalizing sinful behavior"? Idk

When your bestie tells you you have a “drinking problem” just because you wanted to see what your cereal tasted like with some vodka in it.

Caption This!

Caption this! Without context, how would you caption this painting? Reblog to reply.

everyone who reblogs this before may 1st will get a painting based on their blog!! (i'm doing watercolors btw)

Remember teens still count as minors so even if they talk about older children they are still breaking the law.

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

Is anyone else pissed off at bitmojis?

I mean the site ‘Bitstrips’ was an awesome sit where you could write comics, make pictures and characters and it was my favorite thing ever! but fuKING SNAPCHAT TOOK IT AWAy from me!!!!!!!

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals