Headcanon That Bludhaven Hates Heroes With A Flaming Passion Bc Theyre Just Cops In Tights But Love Nightwing

Idk if yall have seen the trend but I could only thought of Will

Tim: You want to know a secret?

Jason, still texting: not really.

Tim: I don't really have a coffee addiction.

Jason: What? Tim: I just pretend to drink a lot of coffee, so when Bruce says "no more coffee," I don't have to stop drinking energy drinks Jason: You're lying. I see you with one of those stupid Batburger coffee cups like every day. Tim: There's no coffee in that. Tim: It's just red bull man. Jason: Why would you tell me this? Tim: Because no one will believe you.

"After this, Bruce, after asking this, between us—it can’t be the same again."

Need a fic where the other bats start to notice the difference in Bruce and Dick's relationship. Casual things Dick always did or said to Bruce before, he doesn't do now. They notice the hurt look on Bruce's face. They notice the sad but resolved look on Dick's. Sometimes Dick doesn't look sad at all. Sometimes he just looks distant. Like his mind is somewhere else entirely.

They don't know Dick's mind is in the cave with shattered glass and skin. They don't know this, and they never will.

quick sketch cause I haven't posted in a while!!

Probably someone has already done it, but i found it funny

Idk if I should post this on ig cuz looks kinda messy, but theyre my old fav cuties

Update: I did lol

From another Tumblr post that has been lost to me

Bruce is the most “over” his parents deaths, in the sense that he’s the one who’s lived with it the longest therefore also the one that makes the most jokes about it

Like how Jason in fanfics makes jokes about his death, Bruce makes jokes about his parent’s deaths and it makes everyone slightly uncomfortable.

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Alfred: Master Bruce, as per the new chore schedule that we have all agreed upon, it is now your day to wash the family dishes.

Bruce: 😬 Ooo, I actually can’t, you see I gotta visit my parents, ya know, be a good son and all that. *Bruce is actively shuffling toward the back door of the manor where the graveyard is*

Alfred: *stunned silence*

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Bruce: You need to visit more chum

Dick: *sighing* Bruce, I’ve got my own city to run. I can’t just drop everything to visit Gotham.

Bruce: *shaking his head* You’re grandparents want to see you more. What’s so wrong with that?

Dick: W-what?

Bruce: Are you gonna make me go out there to my parent’s grave and tell them that you don’t want to visit anymore? Cause you’re ‘busy’? Do you not care anymore?

Dick: Are you seriously doing this again? You know I’m going to say yes if you put it like that!

Bruce: *still stoic but has a very pleased energy* Oh, how generous. Your grandparents will be very happy.

Dick: Please stop doing this.

Bruce: Ha, no.

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Jason: What the fuck?! Get this shit off me!

Bruce: *holding a very expensive scarf with the tag still on for some foreign brand* Jason, don’t be so rude. Your grandmother made this for you!

Jason: Bruce, you and I both know-

Bruce: Fine, fine… go outside and freeze. *starts walking to the graveyard in the backyard* I’ll just have to tell your grandmother that you hate her guts

Jason: *snatches the scarf and angrily puts it on, almost strangling himself* Here! You motherfucker… *grumbling*

Bruce: See? You look cute! Let me go get a camera and take a picture to show your grandma, stay here.

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Bruce: *dramatically, hand on his chest* Ah! You’re gonna make me and your grandfather faint!

Tim: Bruce-

Bruce: Don’t you remember that he’s a doctor? What you think he thinks about all these sleepless nights???

Tim: *exasperatedly* Hypocrite. Bruce-

Bruce: Oh woe is me! My own son! His ailing health! *turns to the empty air beside him* Dad what should we do? Was I ever this difficult?!

Tim: Fine! Fuck man, this is weird and sad! *stomps away to his bedroom*

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Damian: *struggling to get out of Bruce’s grasp* Baba, please. This is highly inappropriate! I am basically a grown man!

Bruce: *hugging Damian tighter* I’m sorry Damian, it’s just… you have so much of my mother’s and father’s traits… seeing you brings me such joy I can’t help but hug you…

Damian: *stops struggling, blushing in embarrassment* … Well, I suppose I can allow this… hugging ritual

Bruce: *hiding a grin* Thank you Damian, you’re so kind

Hannibal (2013-2015)

Will putting Hannibal's hand on his waist

Ghost Jay and Bruce - Ghost Jay witnessing how fucked up Bruce got after his death. And accepting how people move on (or as they seem to).

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 of Ghost Jason series

Hi mr gaiman, i have a question that is mentally killing me and i need to know:

Is there any possibility of either crowley and/or aziraphale dying in good omens season 3, because if so i need to start mentally preparing ASAP

They both die in the first five minutes of Season 3, following the aftermath of a pie-eating contest in the pie factory that they both work in. The plot of Season 3 mostly has their wives, thrilled and surprised by the unexpected insurance pay out, going on holiday together to Majorca, but winding up, accidentally in a little Spanish town known only for its beloved animal-run zoo.

You'll be amazed at the hilarity that ensues, when two rich widows seeking love encounter a tiny family zoo that needs money to survive -- otherwise all of the animals are going to have to go and live in the streets.