Noahzsoul - Goon City

How to Become a Premature Ejaculator

So after many many years, and literally $1000s spent on hypnosis/sex therapy/experimentation/research in trying to become a premature ejaculator here is my best technique.

Sadly there is no magic pill to become a Premature Ejaculator (at least not reliably!), here’s my best researched two-step technique of becoming a Premature Ejaculator:

Phase 1. Medium-term Gooning - ‘simulated PE’

The first stage takes lots of will power. If you have a chronic masturbation/gooning habit you may have noticed that the longer you goon, the sooner it is before you reach edge.

So initially you will be focusing on re-wiring your triggers and habbits. If you manage not to cum for several days you will find yourself starting to edge sooner and sooner, maybe you start feeling the ability to cum after a couple of minutes. If you keep going it’ll get shorter and shorter. Judge your progress, after 5 or so days you should be down to a consistent 20-30 seconds of jerking before you HAVE TO STOP.

Unfortunately this feeling is only temporary, if you ejaculate now then you will go back to being able to last.

This first phase will feel extremely frustrating! You MUST NOT cum! Despite how much your body cries out. You must focus all your willpower, your desire to become a permanent premature ejaculator must outweigh the pleasure you feel when cumming.

Keep jerking off, edging, stopping, jerking off, edging, stopping! Get up to one whole week of this!

Your mind will be a mix of emotions, I’m sorry to say you may find yourself not enjoying masturbation because of how little of it you can do without having to stop (BTW, this is what a permanent premature ejaculator feels like), yet you will be horny all the time.

When you start to feel these feelings (but no sooner than one week) stop, and continue to phase 2.

Phase 2. Conventional Ejaculation

Your first day of phase 2 will be spent without touching your dick at all. However, at this stage you’ll be well acquainted (or reacquainted) with what turns you on the most, spend the first day of phase 2 with this porn. Let it become a part of you, let it turn you on so much. But do not stroke your dick. Jerking off today is as unobtainable as the tits or pussies you see on your screen.

The next day you will start phase 2 proper. Your task will be to bring up your favorite porn, start jerking, and cum as soon as you feel the need:

Because you have at least seven whole edging days of cum built up you will be so ready to explode, you will cum so easily, HOWEVER, you MUST CUM AS SOON AS YOU FEEL READY! DO NOT HOLD OFF You must experiment relaxing the muscles above and around your penis, it’s the same muscle set you relax when taking a pee, so try that. Feel what that feels like, remember which muscles you relaxed. If you want to extend your jerk-off session you may look at porn without touching your dick, but from the moment you touch your dick you must not stop jerking till you cum.

Let your cum explode, and enjoy your release.

Then put your penis away. You’ve had your fun. No matter how horny you are you must not jerk off again this day.

The next day, browse your favorite porn without touching your dick. When you’re ready to cum, grab your dick, and while stroking try to relax the same muscles as yesterday…. You will find that when you’re ready to cum it will just happen, it may even take you by surprise! Remember how easy it was yesterday? Well today it was almost as easy!

This will be your life for the next two weeks. You must not jerk off unless you’re ready and willing to cum in the next few minutes, and when you’ve cum that must be the end for the day. While you’re jerking you must relax your muscles.

Over the 14 days you will notice the time taken to cum and your ability to resist cumming will reduce. Perhaps you can record your timings, make a graph of it, chart your descent.

What we are doing is causing your ejaculatory muscles to dystrophy. We are physically reducing your ability to hold back. It will take at least two weeks of this behavior for long-term effects to materialize, but it will be worth it in the end.

Welcome to the Premature Ejaculator club. Just be sure you want to be here, getting in in your control, but getting out is a billion dollar industry ;-)

Mmm I bet you're just waiting in that ally for someone fuck you like the little slut you are

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When I did it, I just told him it slipped. “Whoops.” When I did it, I said it was a spur of the moment thing. Gosh! Don’t know what came over me!

When I did it, I pretended I hadn’t even realized. “Oh, I was just coming so hard, I didn’t even notice.” Stroke his ego, and he’ll believe any thing you say. Just scratch and claw a little bit first, so it’s believable. When I did it? Yeah, I told him I’d always wanted to, and that I knew he’d be cool with it. Helps if you set that one up by mentioning your last boyfriend had no sense of adventure, or whatever. When I did it, I said, “Am I your dirty girl?” first, and he was all like, “Yeah, yeah!” I don’t mind playing the slut. All it takes is 1 finger to change him… When I did it, I was giving him a rare blowjob. After, I told him oh, I just wanted your load RIGHT THEN, I couldn’t help myself. There’s nothing he’s going to say to that. Not like he can deny the p-spot worked on him. Boys are easy. When I did it, I was like, “But I thought you said you wanted to try it.” Being a “dumb” blonde can be useful. I’m not so shy. When I shoved my finger up there, I looked him dead in the eyes the whole time. Then I said, “You like it, whore!” It made him explode. When I did it, I told him the truth: it gets me hot thinking about making a boy my anal slut. So he begged for it. When I did it, he became the slave I wanted. So what are you waiting for? Use whatever excuse you need. Just slip a finger up his ass, surprise his p-spot. Make him know the bliss of being the weaker one. Because once he gets a taste, he’ll do anything for more. One finger is all it takes…to make your man a slave.

"OH my God it's him again"

"You mean that customer who's always like staring at us? Yeah that guy's a total pervert."

"I think we should teach him a lesson this time. Chelsea! Come here we have a customer up front who needs your special service."

You begin to approach the counter. You won't lie you liked this Starbucks especially because of the staff it, seemed to mostly consist of hot girls and not being very popular, you get your fix when you can. As you walk up to the counter you notice the girl taking your order is smiling at you. You flush a bit at the attention.

"Hey, mocha Frappuccino right?" You gasp slightly excited that they remembered you so well. You smile and nod. She smiles back. "OK Chelsea bring it over!" She leaves and another girl takes her spot. Your jaw drops.

"Mocha Frappuccino?" Your mouth falls open not sure what to do. "Um mister? You got the Frappuccino right? Well take it." The drink was right between her big beautiful breasts. You were dumbfounded. Your heart begins to beat faster "um uhh um" you begin to stammer. "What's wrong mister? It's right infront of you." You feel your hands begin to shake. "Uh oh what's that." She looks down and you track her eyes. You're pants tenting right out.

She gives you a wink. "Wow it's just a drink no need to get so excited." Your face turns beat red as you notice all the other employees giggling trying there hardest not to burst out laughing. You feel tears well up in your eyes as you turn to leave. "OH my God why are you pointing that at me?" The girl behind you in line steps back. You stumble backwards but catch your self on the counter.

"OH my God look at him! That things gonna blow!"

Your eyes begin to dart around the room everyone was staring. "Um p-please can I just go. I'm um sorry for whatever I did." She takes a step closer.

"I don't think we can let you walk around with that thing you might poke someone's eye out." She walks right up to you. You feel the girl behind the counter put her hands on your shoulders holding you straight up. The girl reaches down her fingers curling around the shaft of your cock. "Ooo it twitching...." You feel your heart beating out of your chest. "OH my God oh no oh God." You stammer as tears roll down your cheeks.

She smiles still holding on as she feels your cock flex and spray all over your pants. She let's go and backs away. You keel over trying to cover the wet spot as the whole store erupts into laughter. The girl steps aside and you bolt out the door and down the street. You might need to find a new Starbucks.