Screw Stitches! I’m Going To Rip Them Out! We Should All Just Raw Dog Injury’s Like God Intended!!

They ACTUALLY did this… it’s real they are taking over my house.

OOOOOOHHHHH I’ve heard of it lol!!!!!! But I’m waiting to watch it🙏 I’ve heard there’s some interesting stuff in there haha

I want to fall asleep at the library just like ash

I love saying genuinely insane things and then when I get judged for it I just say “whattttatatata?!!!! How do you NOT know that I was just referring (insert piece of media)??? That’s so crazy! I can’t believe you didn’t know I was just playing around! “

being sneaky with mama

double, triple, quadruple checking that my headphones are connected to make sure I don't blast "Trent Reznor moaning compilation" at full volume in the middle of astronomy class

Mental break downs are inconvenient and uncool. Now a mental breakdance… that sounds pretty awesome

”control freak!!” Okay gosh I guess I’m sorry sometimes I don’t like it when people fuck with the perfect lines of objects I make.

bro are you seriously flagellating yourself in my car

Gyattgang grimmer❤️❤️❤️ @kenzotenmaswife64

guess who got in trouble for messing with the dead Turkey

*slowly raises my hand*