Pro Tip “he Freed His Erection” Is The Most Useful Phrase In Any Smut Writer’s Arsenal Because
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
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Jules Joseph Lefebvre (1834 - 1912) - Judith (1892).
Жюль Жозеф Лефевр (1834 - 1912) - Джудит (1892).
Here you go: A giant squid with the creepiest fucking arms ever caught on video on an undersea oil rig.
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