Morty: Hey Daddy Can You Pass The Salt

Funny fic idea:

Zoro gets hit by a devil fruit that makes him physically split into three different versions of himself:

The first is the incarnation of his bloodlust and love for battle in order to become the greatest swordsman.

The second is the incarnation of his desire to nap and drink sake.

The third is the incarnation of his devotion to (*cough* love) Luffy and his desire to support (love) his captain in anything he does.

So basically, it’s the strawhats trying to deal with a version of Zoro that does nothing except want to fight and run off on his own. Another Zoro that refuses to do anything other except be lazy, drink until there’s nothing left to drink, and then sleep. Then the last Zoro that is incredibly attached to the captain in a way the normal Zoro isn’t.

Just imagine the terror. You got the Zoro that just lets his bloodlust go and is the definition of not giving a shit. The Zoro who can’t be bothered to do anything if it involves him moving or relinquishing his drink, and then a Zoro who follows Luffy around, opening doors, pulling out Luffy’s chair, hunting and fishing him excess amounts of food, ensuring he’s comfortable while he sleeps (and never so much as uttering a word except the infamous ‘whatever you need, Captain’ and ‘aye, Captain’ and ‘I’m yours to command, Captain’). And the third Zoro can’t help but blush and shy away from Luffy’s normal physical affections, but he can’t not allow Luffy to touch him either, so he’s just in a constant state of panic.

What makes it worse is when the other two Zoro’s show signs of being devoted to Luffy as well, with the second Zoro (the sleepy one) crawling into Luffy’s hammock to nap and only offering Luffy the ability to drink with him, and the first Zoro challenging anyone who so much as looks at his captain in the wrong way and vowing to disembowel all of Luffy’s perceived enemies.

So the straw-hats are exasperated because it’s like dealing with a normal zoro multiplied by three except all the aspects of his personality are exasperated. It also doesn’t take them long to realize Zoro’s devotion to Luffy is a little bit more than just devotion—of course Luffy remains oblivious all the way up until the end of it when Zoro goes back to normal and he’s so horrified about his actions that he blushes all the way down his neck and can’t bare to meet Luffy’s eyes.

Just a super cute fic with three Zoros loving Luffy in their own little way and the straw hats trying their best to handle it.

Don't talk to me if your otp wouldn't die for each other ❤️💚

what if you were my captain who wanted to be pirate king and i was your first crewmate and in order to save your life and dreams from a genocidal warlord of the sea i offered my life for him to take instead of yours and i literally took all your pain away and made it my own because my dream means nothing if i cant even protect you and our crew...

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Randomly landed on your page and I’m soo interested in Lebron x bottom Steph even though I don’t know much about basketball 🥹 do you have any tips / videos to watch on those two specifically or like their history ? Basketball for beginners? Lebron x Steph lore for beginners? I wanna know more Sorry if this is asking a lot!

Hi! Omg this is such a sweet message, I read it some days ago but I had so much to say about the enemies to lovers dynamics that I couldn’t find where to start, if you still wanna talk about you can DM me ☺️ but as a kickstarter you can start watching how the rivalry began in the GSW vs Cavaliers 2015 game, Steph was THE rookie with a “small and nice guy” aura and he took LeBron’s crown when he was making a massive comeback as the big star on his natal Cleveland. Btw he was really supportive of Steph when he was in the minor leagues, and Steph has always been vocal about how he admired him. The first time they team up at the AllStars was when everything took a big change 👀

/// I’m not from USA and I’m not the biggest fan of NBA besides this two, so a lot of things can be half true hehe, I recommend others account that can help! Look up my retweets

okay gyals who's gonna be the first to drop a fanfic of this two celebrating the champ win 🔥🏆

same Klay same.