holy coke rant
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cause i’m too noob
then i drink a slushy
you love hamzah and martin but i’m a mandy bias
i feel like tweek would be more inclined to be an engineer than craig. he seems to enjoy putting things together and pulling them apart. in txc, he’s playing with legos before craig enters, and he’s made a triangular shape with coffee cups on his window sill. tweek has model planes and tanks; some seem to be from building kits like the plane hanging from his ceiling. he’s also got a half developed rollercoaster model as well as a hot wheels track which is canted by his trampoline on his floor. he really likes fast vehicles — other than the plethora of tanks — but what i really like is his creative brain. he doesn’t follow any sort of lego instructions, so he’s just fucking around to make whatever he wants. he doesn’t even need so many toys for construction because he’ll figure it out with whatever he can get his hands on. additionally — i almost forgot — he was the one who made the paper hats so he’s good at orgami too.
but honestly it depends. tweek and craig can be anything really! ANYTHING!! personally, i see tweek becoming an architect or some sort of hardware engineer while craig would be a software engineer IF they were to go down that path. someone should write something gay about that
lowkey it irks me when i see people make craig more interesting than tweek.
like no. that’s just not the truth. go away pleeaak.
rewatching smosh resident evil 8 compilations is a desire that satiates me emotionally, mentally, and spiritually
south park characters i care about in order
tweek tweak
wendy
craig
heidi
rest of the girls
bunch of one off characters
tolkien
jimmy
rest of the boys
your flop era is lowkey serving
south park face claims part 1
tweek tweak
the way martin is 2006wr is almost like when randy marsh was lorde
cool by amira jazeera >> gwen stefani
tweek would see this and decidedly take it serious
sorry i couldn’t reply to your email sooner. i’m kinda busy getting obsessed with andrew lloyd webber musicals rn unfortunately.
HELLOOO they’re playing i believe by caroline polachek in this mall rn
i fear i’m doing a little south park rerun… snd i actually laugh sometimes…
they’re the frickin cutest
past life is easily one of the best songs in her whole discography and nobody knows it yall are so tasteless it’s sickening
thought of your body i came alive
it was lethal
it was fatal
in my dreams it felt so right
but i woke up everytime
crazy how craig got his ass probed by aliens and promptly broke up with his girlfriend after
okay we need wrap up this whole gentrified matcha trend by 2026
new slushy noobz and sinjin drowning im so in
all my friebds are so gorgeous inside and out i could cry
a straight male sabrina carpenter fan existing is like the avatar
why is sabrina carpenter trying to appeal to the male gays? is she trying to turn them bi…
sabrina having a dangerous woman era im so here for it
this is in my craig tucker playlist if anyone gaf
all tiktok angels wanna gatekeep charli’s music and they don’t even know this 2011 slasher… it went platinum in my bedroom
sabrina carpenter for rolling stones | like if you save.
all tiktok angels wanna gatekeep charli’s music and they don’t even know this 2011 slasher… it went platinum in my bedroom