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No, because I’m actually right.

dear mother and father, i hate this school. i want to go home. the most popular girl in school and the smart green girl have a really intense homoerotic rivalry and they keep roping all of us into their musical numbers. please. i was not made for dancing. i really just wanted to study history

Fiyero: Why did you give Glinda a knife?

Elphaba: "She said she didn't feel safe."

Fiyero: "Now I don't feel safe."

Elphaba: *looks a Glinda running around giggling maniacally with a knife*

*side eyes nervous Fiyero*

*hesitates* "Do...Do you want a knife?"

I’ve been a proud passenger on the Gelphie Express since I was in grade school!

So embarrassed to say this, but I listened to portions of the audiobook with my mom on the way to school. If you’ve read the book, you know, it’s DEFINITELY not a kids book!

what the FUCK do you MEAN they TITANTIC pose.

ive been laughing for 5 minutes they look so genuine and in the moment and they just had such an emotional scene of their "sisterhood", like yeah guys all friends intimately interlock fingers from behind

THERE WAS ROOM ON THAT BROOM!!!!!!

The tgcf English dub dice rolling gambler’s den scene has me Insane, like it was already a metaphor for gay sex in the book but oh. My god. The dialogue choices in the donghua dub. Fuck.

Like let’s take a look at these out of context:

“No, relax. Gently.”

“Like this?”

“Yes that’s perfect.”

“Again?”

“Yes.”

“You see? It’s bigger now. You’re doing great, don’t stop.”

Horniest possible dialogue, 30/10, I need to shake the scriptwriter’s hand.

KETCHLO au

Kylo: You know the truth, say it, say it.

Rey:... They... They were catsup.

Kylos: filthy catsup, sold you off for Cholula. You come from catsup, you're catsup... But not to me...

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

Elphaba: Glinda, on a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9. Glinda: What?! Why?! Elphaba: Because I'm the 1 you need. Glinda: But I'm a 10! Elphaba: Glinda, it's a pick up li- Glinda: No, I'm a 10!!!!

A beginner’s star-book, an easy guide to the stars and to the astronomical uses of the opera-glass, the field-glass and the telescope, 1912

Do you know this queer character?

Qingxuan is Genderfluid and uses he/him and she/her pronouns (in english)!