Kill The Shift Manager In Your Brain

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

everyone on this website on the 21st of september

Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that

But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”

& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean

Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son

& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass

the phevolution

㋡🥀

no but seriously imagine it

Christmas on the Moon in Ed Emshwiller's cover art for Galaxy Science Fiction, December 1954.

some of my favorite funny spirk moments from the original series. subtitles included. enjoy!

Happy Birthday @danielhowell !! Thanks for all the bants, the laughs, and the love you’ve poured into the community all these years. You’ve helped so many people find their truths, and we are forever grateful to you for it. I hope today is filled with cake, joy, and of course…SLITS. Love ya ❤️