Live Long Live Large And Rock On My Friends

Giving them all 3

Pidge: Keith! The floor is lava!

Keith: *rolls eyes*

Pidge:

Pidge: Keith! The floor is Allura dating Lance!

Keith: *leaps on Shiro’s back, hisses*

Allura: exCUSE ME?!

Not my work anime kuroko no basket You don't be a flake to Kuroko or you have a Titan chasing you

Ablaze and John Dory

These are just some snippets of my Ablaze and John Dory headcanons that are scattered around the Trolls Discord.

Ablaze despises BroZone and he doesn't even try to hide it. The second they're off the stage after their reunion show with BroZone at Vacay Island all happy pretenses are dropped.

John Dory, the overzealous and oblivious bastard that he is, comes up to Ablaze and claps him on the shoulder to compliment his performance but before he can even get a word out Ablaze snarls and shrugs him off with a harsh "Don't touch me."

JD only has time to look affronted and open his mouth to retort before Ablaze stalks off to go throw his arm over Branch's shoulders and ruffle his hair- which Branch will not let John do- with a bright smile and an "Amazing as always, B." on his tongue.

Thus began the rivalry.

Ablaze and John Dory fight a lot, obviously, even if it's in the most petty ways that can fly under the radar. Ablaze will hold the door for everyone but John Dory, John Dory will invite every other member of Kismet except Ablaze out with BroZone, etc. One day, after John Dory does something else stupid and petty like give only Ablaze "constructive criticism" on his performance Ablaze just leans in, looks John Dory dead in the eyes, and says "I will be there for him long after you're dead in the ground." and just walks away.

And just for fun take a little snippet that will be written into a Familiar and New chapter or maybe even it's own story somewhere down the line:

John Dory is still talking but Ablaze can't hear the vitriol spewing from his bastard mouth over the battle cry his heart was pounding in his ears. Who the hell did this troll think he was to barge into their space and attack one of their own? Branch's shoulders are rising up to meet his drooping ears and he has this haunted and scared look on his face that only feeds into the volcanic fury burning through Ablaze's veins.

"I don't even know why I try with you," John Dory hisses, pinching the bridge of his nose, and Branch makes this wounded noise deep in the back of his throat. Ablaze sees red. With an outraged snarl he lunges over the couch and tackles John Dory to the ground, uncaring of the startled cries that ring out around him. He reels his fist back and slams it into the bastard's face, relishing in the crack he feels beneath his knuckles. John Dory flails, unprepared, and Ablaze uses the opportunity to hit him again, and again, and again and a sick pleasure sparks in his gut at the sight of John Dory's face getting progressively bloodier.

Arms scramble for purchase on his shoulders, his vest, even tangling desperately into the hair at the nape of his neck but Ablaze fights against their hold and struggles to get a few more hits in. No one gets to talk to his band like that. He'll be damned if he sits back and lets John Dory open his vile mouth to say one more twisted criticism to his little brother. Branch was his.

"'Blaze!" Branch's panicked voice cuts through the rage and he finally lets the paws drag him away from John's trembling body with a low growl

Lance: you can’t tell me what to do your not my top!

Shiro: fine I’ll call Keith then

Lance: no wait

JD: You're a loose cannon, Bruce.

Bruce: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Clay: I think you play by your own rules.

Floyd: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

JD: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Bruce: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Branch is a loose cannon.

Branch: *smashes a chair*

No one asked you cheese monkey

Aph England

Lance: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.

Allura: What was the first?

Lance: It's very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.

(via GIPHY) run like the wind and as graceful as titans 

Once you stop learning you start dying

Albert Einstein