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hey!!!! so i finished the fic!!!!!!

here it is everyone, my child, my first ever trek fic. i hope you enjoy it throughly!

shoutout also to my beta reader @mazarinememories !!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64328155

i’m gonna tag people here if you commented on the original post, obviously if you want your name removed feel free to reply or message me!!!

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concept: season three episode eleven of TOS where kirk and spock are sped up, but mccoys counteragent to slow them down doesn’t work.

they’re stuck on the enterprise together for years in their perceived time all alone with the rest of the crew in near suspended animation.

spirk ensues.

they finally find a way back and they’re like literally married and the entire crew is like. what the fuck??

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock Characters: James T. Kirk, Spock (Star Trek), Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Nyota Uhura, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, Pavel Chekov, Hikaru Sulu, Deela (Star Trek) Additional Tags: Getting Together, Love Confessions, Confessions, First Kiss, Vulcan Mind Melds (Star Trek), I gave James T. Kirk self worth issues and made Spock reassure him, Spock Loves James T. Kirk, James T. Kirk Loves Spock, Episode: s03e13 Wink of an Eye, use of water metaphors for a starship captain because the author likes water metaphors Summary:

Jim and Spock drink the counteragent Bones has created to decelerate them from their state caused by the Scalosian water, but it doesn’t work. They’re stuck like this for a year, with no one to interact with but each other.

But what happens when Jim realizes he has feelings for Spock during this time?

Spock reciprocates, of course.

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While we like to joke about Izzy being in the wrong genre, I would argue that there are in fact at least five distinct genre universes in the world of Our Flag Means Death, and all of them have different rules.

Stede Bonnet, and his crew when they’re around him, live in a Muppet movie. I didn’t come up with this analogy but it’s so accurate. Insane physical comedy and comedy-action where no one really gets hurt. Mild peril but you know everything is gonna work out. Terrible puns and sight gags, but room for sweet, genuine emotional moments too. The rules of time, space, probability and logic will bend for a good joke.

Izzy Hands is in a grimdark action/drama where if someone gets stabbed in the gut they will behave normally and fucking die. (Probably slowly and painfully, of sepsis.) Crucially I think Izzy also lives in a genre where you can only be subtextually queer, and violence (done for or with or to each other) is the only acceptable form of intimacy between men. This is why being forcibly dragged into Stede’s world, where everyone is busy having silly low-stakes misadventures and being gay and emotionally available all over the main text–and seeing his Subtextual Boyfriend go into this world and love it–sends him round the twist.

The British, Spanish and other imperialist militaries are in a Master and Commander-style naval adventure where they’re the heroes. This is why they all take it completely seriously when Stede (unintentionally) kills Badminton and takes hostages, even though we can see that he bumbled his way into it ass-backwards. This is also why Stede is so shocked to get actually for real stabbed aboard the Spanish ship. (“Did you mean to do that?”) He didn’t realize until that moment that he’d stepped into a different genre. The stabbing is one of the first Surprise Genre Switch moments we get and in retrospect it’s very important for setting up that in this world, the threat of getting hurt or killed is very real–which we need to understand to know that there are real stakes much later, when Stede almost gets executed by the British.

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this is my friends fic!!! personally as like the one person other than them who has read any of it you should ALL say yes!!! thumbs up emoji hope this helps!!! 🫶🏼👍🏼✨👉🏼👈🏼

when it’s done (which it almost is) should i post the first chapter of my drag fic on here to see how it’ll do? it’s still gonna be a bit before i post on ao3 yet bc i want to be a decent amount of chapters ahead, but i think it will be a good test run where i’m searching for pheedback :3

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Dead boy detectives fandom, can we just call the ship of Charles and Edwin, dead boyfriends? I am tired of name combinations.

Stede's crew complaining about having no pirate flag

Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!

The crew:

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day