No You Don’t

PHILIP LESTER. THAT IS NOT ADEQUATE PROTECTION FROM THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN.

this is my one and only contribution to phannieism right now because i refuse to go on any of the tags. im dying here.

William Shatner about Leonard Nimoy in the current (and apparently) last issue of Star Trek Explorer

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

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my friends are getting the most out of my spock pfp 💀

oh no!! the consequences of my own actions!!! it looks like spock talking about balls when i say i like a movie!!! oh no!! this is a travesty!!!

full context below LMAO

great news everyone popular demand and fixation took over and i wrote the whole thing in a few hours. will edit and post soon!! but for now its three in the am and i. need to sleep! but brace yourselves for at least 3000k of spirk in the following days.

concept: season three episode eleven of TOS where kirk and spock are sped up, but mccoys counteragent to slow them down doesn’t work.

they’re stuck on the enterprise together for years in their perceived time all alone with the rest of the crew in near suspended animation.

spirk ensues.

they finally find a way back and they’re like literally married and the entire crew is like. what the fuck??

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock Characters: James T. Kirk, Spock (Star Trek), Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Nyota Uhura, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, Pavel Chekov, Hikaru Sulu, Deela (Star Trek) Additional Tags: Getting Together, Love Confessions, Confessions, First Kiss, Vulcan Mind Melds (Star Trek), I gave James T. Kirk self worth issues and made Spock reassure him, Spock Loves James T. Kirk, James T. Kirk Loves Spock, Episode: s03e13 Wink of an Eye, use of water metaphors for a starship captain because the author likes water metaphors Summary:

Jim and Spock drink the counteragent Bones has created to decelerate them from their state caused by the Scalosian water, but it doesn’t work. They’re stuck like this for a year, with no one to interact with but each other.

But what happens when Jim realizes he has feelings for Spock during this time?

Spock reciprocates, of course.

what if i was sacrificed 😨💀by my classmates to a demon 👹😈and i had to go to hell 🔥⛈️🙅for 70+ years but then i escaped 😌🙌and i found you dying 😭💀so i stayed with you and you gave up the afterlife👼🌅to be friends with me and be detectives 🕵️🔎solving ghosts mysteries 👻👻and being best friends for 30 years 🫂‼️and then you saved me from hell again 😌🙏and we loved each other (as more than friends) and we're both boys (and ghosts) 👉👈

MORE DEAD BOY DETECTIVES INCORRECT QUOTES

im addicted to making these 🫶🏼

my thoughts so far:

this is an insane take for a star trek episode but im not mad

shatner is playing this role REALLY well

CHAPPEL??? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIRRR??? (she’s BRUNETTE??)

i’m about to start the last episode of the original series

i cant believe it but i’m here. it’s almost over. i almost dont even wanna hit play. :’|

time to watch kirk body swapped with a woman and see how that goes. wish me luck!