Help Me

Stede's crew complaining about having no pirate flag

Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!

The crew:

i cannot believe that right as i was about to give up and go to bed you would do this to me. im gonna look you in the eyes on thursday and say the biggest fuck you ive ever said.

(i love them so fucking much and they are the funniest people alive actually)

We need to be a lighthouse!

this is my one and only contribution to phannieism right now because i refuse to go on any of the tags. im dying here.

what if i was sacrificed 😨💀by my classmates to a demon 👹😈and i had to go to hell 🔥⛈️🙅for 70+ years but then i escaped 😌🙌and i found you dying 😭💀so i stayed with you and you gave up the afterlife👼🌅to be friends with me and be detectives 🕵️🔎solving ghosts mysteries 👻👻and being best friends for 30 years 🫂‼️and then you saved me from hell again 😌🙏and we loved each other (as more than friends) and we're both boys (and ghosts) 👉👈

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

PHANNIES GOING TO THE DETROIT (OCT 28) TIT SHOW:

i am willing to somehow trade one of my SILVER VIP (pre-show) ticket for a (one) GOLD VIP (meet and greet) ticket.

i originally was waiting in line for the milwaukee show, had my meet and greet tickets IN THE CART ABOUT TO CHECK OUT, then someone else snatched them from me. afterwards, i kept refreshing, just in case there would be others, like dan said in his story, but they were gone in seconds. when i went to check elsewhere, they were all gone, too. by the time i went back to milwaukee, both vips were sold out.

maybe there is a person going with you that got meet and greet but doesnt really want to for whatever reason ? maybe you yourself bought a meet and greet ticket but arent too sure about it/too overwhelemed by the idea of dan and phil percieving you and want to downgrade ? something else ?

i understand this is a lot to ask, and i understand how extraordinarily lucky i am to be (a. getting tickets in the first place and (b. manging to still get silver, but it would truly mean the fucking world to me. i have wanted to meet dan and phil since 2014, since i was 9 years old.

reblogs are super appreciated. if youd like to work something out with me, feel free to either reply or dm me.

ill also take any ideas/advice or anything like that.

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

what a great m&g this time.. cowboy hat with deco and veil, such cute photos all around, the dan and phil (dogs) dropping in the middle of all that, & the absurdly long clip of that tiny little hand-hold that made me drop my phone to the floor in real life. dan was smiling SO MUCH it made me want to pinch his cheeks like a grandma. they're so happy :(((( <3

phregnancy….

announcing our most important joint project ever! the phaby