Was It Casual When We Got Into Such A Bad Argument That We Then Began To Overturn Furniture, I Called

Dazai slowly realizing he’s happy

Dazai slowly realizing he doesn’t mind waking up since he gets to see Chuuya’s face.

Dazai slowly realizing he looks forward to going to work since he gets to be around his friends.

Dazai slowly realizing he smiles whenever he opens the bento’s Chuuya makes him.

Dazai slowly realizing he doesn’t dread the night since he gets to spend it with Chuuya.

Dazai slowly realizing he’s not scared to go to sleep, because Chuuya’s right beside him.

God💫hates💫me

I like to think that chuuya secretly donates to animal shelters and never tells anyone. he'll be boasting about how tough of a mafioso he is one second and then quietly covering the medical bill for a one-eyed kitten the next. animals don’t lie. they don’t stab you in the back or expect things from you in return for their love. they’re just soft and small and trying their best, and it hits a part of him he doesn't want to look at too closely. he reads every “thank you to our anonymous donor” update email like it’s classified intel. someone at the shelter sent a picture of a puppy in a cast once and he stared at it for ten minutes straight. he would rather be shot point blank then explain to someone why the photo is saved and favorited in his phone though.

Почему вы уже просто не убьете Трампа?🙄

There is no way I’m gonna make my studies without killing myself but pretending that i am scientist from Los Alamos and it’s 1944

just noticed a typo in one of my published smut fics where I wrote “sock” instead of “cock”. I will now go live the rest of my life in the forest where no one will ever see or hear from me again

Chuuya is the only man alive who could go toe-to-toe with a god, crack the earth in half, and still lose a verbal fight with Dazai.

Every time he breathes, Dazai’s ghost voice whispers ‘you’re 5’3” and your blood pressure is rising.’

The man can’t win.

People who grew up on Naruto how does it feel to have a constant motivation in life because one blond cartoon dummy repeatedly said “never give up” and also have been through one of the most unhealthy demolishing provocative outrageous traumatising relationships in your life with that one dark emo dude who hates everyone because you are “friends”

okay but tell me they aren't henry and bunny

heartbreaks do not get easier as you get older. you just learn to put yourself first. you won't dwell on whether you'll find happiness again. instead you'll wonder if you'll ever be happy staying in this loveless relationship.