Nothing More Annoying Than Being Accused Of Lying While Im Lying

"why is the house carpeted" i dont see why it would matter to an indoor shoe wearing freak like urself but i actually like being cushioned when i walk and you won't be getting that luxury when i beat you into the hard cement

radiohead - how to disappear completely

get lazarused king!! (so i can draw your hair fully white)

my exam for my landscape drawing class

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

you can run but you cant escape

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted