I love this image so much. “Simultaneously birthed by nine mothers.” 😂
Sometimes it’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, ‘That was cool. That made me feel good.’
Tom Holland: *leaks confidental Infinity War poster*
Tom Holland:
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“Wolves hate werewolves.’ ‘What? That can’t be right! When she’s wolf-shaped she’s just like a wolf!’ 'So? When she’s human-shaped she’s just like a human. And what’s that got to do with anything? Humans don’t like werewolves. Wolves don’t like werewolves. Wolves don’t like wolves that can think like people, an’ people don’t like people who can act like wolves. Which just goes to show that people are the same everywhere.’ said Gaspode. He assessed this sentence and added, 'Even when they’re wolves.”
Terry Pratchett - The Fifth Elephant (via terrypratchettparadise)
At first you felt sorry for the dog but then
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