We Can All Feel Validated, Folks.

she got in trouble with HR for saying the other word so she switched to fop

Close call

you’re 8 go play at the park and don’t worry about saving the world

"She should've been at the club" but for child characters. She Should've Been At The Swing Park.

me

the worst thing about being an adult is that if i don’t want to go somewhere i can’t just say that my mom says no. i have to come up with an actual excuse

aa6-5 spoilers

watching hive’s death is going to make me cry. someone get apollo and everyone else therapy after this

making your mom jokes are so much less fun when the person is related to you or you know their mom well. when i say your mom to my brother that means my mom

little girl your puppy blew away in the wind. because he was so small and leaf

Edgeworth: You better buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.

Kay: We goin' to McDonalds if I don't do my work???

Edgeworth, exasperated: No.

Eat your greens rayfa

why is it that when I google ipa i get the damn beer and not my girl the international phonetic alphabet

I don’t give a crap about beer and nothing about my search history would indicate that