TERUKO CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL IS GOLDEN

PEOPLE

spoilers obviously.

To those of you who still think the culprit is Eden....

Think about how that doesn't work for a second. Just because she's super sus doesn't make her the culprit.

Two reasons, obviously (update: three cuz i was gonna mention the confession when writing this post earlier but i got sidetracked so yay)

Eden's strength

The vast majority of you who made Eden culprit theory posts (that I've seen) either didn't factor in her strength at all or severely overestimated it. How is Eden going to strangle someone who is both taller and heavier than she is, and then drag her body around to set a trap, especially since she's the weakest character (physically) in the cast? I don't think so.

2. The stretch band.

The one thing that ties Ace specifically to the crime and not Eden. Not sure how y'all left this one out.

3. Ace's ENTIRE CONFESSION

Again, y'all are convieniently forgetting about this. Bro confessed. Why would he do that if it wasn't him???

I don't blame the Ace fandom for being upset (trust me, I'm upset about Ace being the culprit too), but to still say that Eden is the culprit despite the evidence is another thing.

I love this headcanon so much

i hc that wolfgang uses outdated slang in the least appropriate situations. in a business meeting and something goes well? "cool beans!" someone's grandma just died? "...well that's not very cash money..." he's trying to keep up with the youth or something. also he's a 43 year old in disguise /j

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ROSE!!!

We love Black Girl Magic

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spoily spoilers for episode 12 (mild tho)

anyone else notice that david's eyes are noticably lighter during his whole "i'm a giant xander simp" speech? (or maybe i'm trippin idk)

that's definitely the real david talking and not some phony version.

facts fr. poor teruko bebe

It fucking breaks my heart how Teruko's whole breakdown in Chapter 1 was not caused by Xander's death, it wasn't even caused by everyone beginning to accuse her. Those may have been contributors, but not the actual reason The straw that broke the camel's back, the thing that caused her to finally break, was the fact that everyone in the cast was more than willing to execute her to save their own lives. She even explicitly says this at the end of CH1-12

Teruko: I'm done with you all. I'm done pretending to be "friends" with everyone here. Teruko: Every single one of you was perfectly willing to vote me to my death. I'm the one who steered the trial in the right direction.

And the reason this pains me so much is that it shows to me that even after Xander deceived her, plunging a knife into her stomach, she still tried to trust her classmates. Further evidenced by the fact that she had very little qualms with Min helping her during the investigation

Min: You have me to help you out. If you want, I can tell you what I found when I was investigating. Teruko: Thank you for helping, but I think it's best that I see everything with my own eyes.

If she had decided since Xander stabbed her that putting her trust in the cast was useless, she could've just shoved Min away like she does with basically every character in Chapter 2. But she didn't, she allows Min to help her. She so, so fucking badly wanted to continue putting her trust in everyone. Xander might've been a backstabbing piece of shit (from her perspective), but she still held onto the glimmering hope she was shown before it all became tainted

Teruko: This is pretty nice. Eden: Of course it is. We made this cake, and everyone likes it! Teruko: No, I mean what we're doing right now. It's nice. Teruko: Even though... Even though we're all worried about that motive announcement tomorrow, we can still eat together and talk about dumb things. Teruko: It's nice, having friends.

These people were her friends. Even when they accuse her of murder, they're still her friends. Surely they'll believe her when she says they didn't do it... Right?

Hu: I'm truly sorry, Teruko. I know that you're upset for having been caught, but we have to do this. If we don't vote who the blackened is we'll all die.

But as anticipated, nothing ever goes right for Teruko Tawaki. The people she thought she could finally trust are the same people admitting to her face that they are more than willing to sacrifice her to escape their own demise. Gone was the glimmer of hope that Teruko Tawaki could live a normal life with normal friends. She now knew the long-suppressed truth.

Teruko: Xander pretended to be my friend, and then betrayed me to try and end my life. You all are the same.

HOLY SHIT

spoilers

-Teruko and Levi almost dying (again) was NOT on my 2024 bingo card

-Who voted for Teruko?????

-GO ACE!! TELL ARTURO!! HE CAN DO IT!!

-Ace dying of cardiac arrest is super ironic to me.

-Teruko is learning her lesson, thank goodness. Character development>>>>

Craziest post-trial ever. AND THIS IS CHAPTER 2!!! I don't even know what could happen now.

RIP Ace, you will be missed.

AHHHH SHE'S SO CUTEEEEE

AWWW LOOK AT THE BABI TERUKO SCRUNKLY

THE TEDDY WAS HER PRESENT ON CHRISTMAS AWWWGPUWCWOUVAPUBSU0BSU9WV AND ALSO

Terubro!!!

ate

arturo is SO UNSERIOUS for pushing his "very mindful, very demure" agenda onto j and then busting out across the class trial room with

real af

I HATE DAVID CHIEM