Day 17
Friday
Puns and Jokes
Alix: Yo, Chat Noir, what’s your favorite sport?
Chat Noir: Hairball.
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Max: Excuse me, Mr. Noir? Might I ask you, what the subject you in school you enjoy most?
Chat Noir: Definitely Hisstory.
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Chat Noir: M’lady! Look what I found! A pile of kittens! A Meowntain!
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Ladybug: You can sing?!
Chat Noir: Of course, Bugaboo, Cats are very mewsical.
Ladybug: And there it goes.
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You know what I’m tired af just comment your fav chat noir joke/pun like your own not one of those and if you allow it I’ll add it to the list with credits
My senior doctor told me that a Palestinian patient who crossed from Gaza to Egypt came with a complaint about stomach pain. It turned out that because she was starved for so long, her stomach shrunk. So, when she finally got her hands on foods she tried to eat her full, and her stomach couldn't digest it.
My senior told me that she was talking so sincerely about how she wanted to eat so much because she missed food.
Couldn't tell whether I should be glad for her or cry for her
Day 14
Tuesday
Dreams
@adrienagresteseptember2021
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It wasn’t much of a task. They were supposed to write down their childhood dream for class.
But for some reason Adrien had still struggled with the task.
He watched a lot of old recordings and looked at his drawings and some pictures.
In the end, he was satisfied with the outcome of his research.
And Mme. Bustier was now asking everyone what their childhood dream was-is, it depends.
She started with Nino, logically.
“I wanted to be a bubble breathing dinosaur.”
Nino earned a few chuckles for that.
“What a nice dream, Nino. Adrien?”
“Oh, I always wanted to be what my parents want me to be and to make them proud of me.”
“How nice of you, but do you also have a childhood dream of what you wanted to be for yourself and not your parents?”
“I just want to be the perfect son for them and make them proud.”
“Alright. Marinette, what is your childhood dream?”
Adrien felt like he said something wrong, maybe he understood the task wrong.
“I dreamt of being the knitting fairy.”
“Well, you’re on a good way to become a sewing fairy. Alya?”
“I’m not sure miss, I can’t remember and neither can my family.”
“That’s alright, Alya, don’t worry. Ivan?”
“I wanted to have long and pretty hair like my mother.”
“Your hair may not be very long but it’s very pretty. Nathaniel, what about you?”
“I dreamed about being a comedian.”
No, he did understand the task right and he did as told.
“I have to say, some of your comics are pretty funny. Juleka?”
“Do I have to?”
“No, of course not. If you don’t feel comfortable sharing then that’s completely fine. Rose, do you want to share?”
“I wanted to be an angel because they help people like doctors or fairies.”
Maybe Mme Bustier didn’t like his answer, but he fulfilled the task.
Mme Bustier smiles sadly at that.
“You would’ve been the greatest angel. Max?”
“Roboter.”
“I hope building one is as good. Kim?”
“...”
“He fantasized about being a model.”
It was an interesting thought.
“I don’t know if this was you place to answer Alix, but your turn now.”
“I wanted to be the best at everything I want break every existing rule or boundary.”
“Then nothing much changed. Myléne?”
“I-i often pretended to be a plant.”
“What a beautiful dream. Okay, Chloé?”
“I wanted to be like my mommy.”
There’s it again! The same expression Mme Bustier had at his answer!
He knew Chloé and her mother didn’t have the best relationship so it was understandable.
But what is wrong with his answer?
He doesn’t have much time to dwell on it as the class broke out into laughter over Sabrina’s childhood dream wanting to be a Rock’n’Roll legend, not being able to imagine it.
You deserved to see the light.
zoros bleeding out??? wharever listen to this french guy think a fairytale he read is real
(1/3) FOR SURE!! atsushi thinks it’s a cheesy gift and is embarrassed but the ada thinks it’s cute ( ask from: @madmarchhare )
(2/3) and on the other hand we have the (not so fatherly) interactions between dazai and akutagawa
(3/3) WELCOME TO THE FAMILY ANON!!
These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
Nino: So, how’s it going with Mari, bro?
Adrien: *flustered* Actually really well. I’ve been dropping hints that I like her.
LATER
Adrien: *walks to Marinette*
Adrien: I can’t stand you.
Nino: *mumbles* May the heroes be with me.
Nathalie: Well done, Sir! You didn’t akumatize anything in 2 weeks, 6 hours, 39 minutes and 41 seconds! Here you go.
Gabriel: Is this a Sticker?
Nathalie: Not just any sticker, it has ‘Me-wow’ on it, as a Cat Noir pun, you know, because you haven’t tried to get his Miraculous in 2 weeks, 6 hours 40 minutes and 2 seconds!
Gabriel: I am not in a nursery.
Nathalie: In case you don’t want it, I can always just give it to Adrien, he is ecstatic every time I give him one.
Adrien: *standing in the door way with excitement all over his face* A sticker? For me? With a pun? A cat pun? A-are you serious Nathalie?
Nathalie: *gestures to Adrien with a ‘told you so’ look*
Gabriel: No! Back off! It’s mine! I earned this!
Adrien: *tears are coming* Bu-but... I...
Nathalie: Here Adrien, for you. Because you’re paw-sitively claw-some.
Adrien: Oh, thank you Nathalie! You’re the greatest person alive! Here, I have something for you too, I drew a picture of us as sticker-superheroes!
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy; does anyone know if you can switch main blogs or sth so i can follow people with different blog?
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