tup: i deserve to be called baby bc i’m baby, thank u for coming to my ted talk
dogma: if you post “i’m baby” too many times you will get a soft spot on the top of your head like an infant and the devil will poke a straw through there and drink your brain like a capri-sun
NO WAY
So I was talking with my professor and mentioned I wrote stories and he deadass asked
“You write fanfiction or?”
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT
THIS MAN IS ALMOST 40 (i think) HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Some words to use when writing things:
winking
clenching
pulsing
fluttering
contracting
twitching
sucking
quivering
pulsating
throbbing
beating
thumping
thudding
pounding
humming
palpitate
vibrate
grinding
crushing
hammering
lashing
knocking
driving
thrusting
pushing
force
injecting
filling
dilate
stretching
lingering
expanding
bouncing
reaming
elongate
enlarge
unfolding
yielding
sternly
firmly
tightly
harshly
thoroughly
consistently
precision
accuracy
carefully
demanding
strictly
restriction
meticulously
scrupulously
rigorously
rim
edge
lip
circle
band
encircling
enclosing
surrounding
piercing
curl
lock
twist
coil
spiral
whorl
dip
wet
soak
madly
wildly
noisily
rowdily
rambunctiously
decadent
degenerate
immoral
indulgent
accept
take
invite
nook
indentation
niche
depression
indent
depress
delay
tossing
writhing
flailing
squirming
rolling
wriggling
wiggling
thrashing
struggling
grappling
striving
straining
is this anything
[The Hobbit] Warm up today is drawing a couple of nervous parents-to-be. Leanna is very weak and sick during her last weeks before birth, but thanks to the care from her friends and partner for life, it has a great chance of going smoothly.
trans women are real women
art by liberal jane
larian patch notes claiming more victims than bhaal could ever hope to
Inspired by a random tik tok i cant find.
Edit: Fixed it up a little :)
Leanna and Bofur 27 years after the Hobbit journey, traveling to Rivendell to visit her adopted mother Estilil, and then to the Shire to see her cousin Bilbo ♥
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