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reblog to make prev stop having headaches

i wish i could infinitely regenerate my body parts so i could explode into viscera for dramatic effect whenever something mildly upsetting occurs

anthony starting an episode: alright shut the fuck up let’s pretend to be dumbass wizards or some shit

will starting an episode: now if it’s alright with you guys I’d like to start the part of the podcast where we all play a table top role playing game, and just so everyone is crystal clear, you are being recorded. okay. I love you.

I never knew what it was like to have a Blorbo until this man appeared on screen. My life has been changed and my eyes opened to new realities previously unseen. God bless you asshole dickhead #5

Disability Pride Month 07-23-20: villain?

(though a spider chair WOULD be pretty rad)

[ID: 2 digitally painted comic panels. /Image 1: Top text reads: “DISABLED PEOPLE IN MOVIES:” Panel depicts a bipedal crocodile without a left leg sitting in a robotic chair that has six spider-like legs. She grins and raises her hands in victory as she says: “I’m suffering all the time, so I’m going to make everyone else suffer! mwahahahaha” In the foreground is a bipedal dingo labeled “‘hero,’” who cries and points at the crocodile. She says: “I think different bodies are scary!” /Image 2: Top text reads: “DISABLED PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE:” Panel depicts the same characters in a different scene. The crocodile uses crutches and makes a purchase in a store. The dingo is in the background, gaping and pointing at the crocodile’s crutches. The crocodile says: “can u stop” /END ID]

new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and wr can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you

stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault

reblog to stir prev occasionally

Wishing you a happy new year :)