"what's Your Dream Job??" Uhh To Have 17 Weird Little Hobbies That I Don't Have To Be Good At And Hang

#blessed boop day to all who celebrate

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

Happy Bill and Ted day! My partner is a big fan of Trolls, and even requested a drawing of Hickory as Billy the Kid. Who am I to deny such a fun request?

👏 how 👏 many 👏 shrimps 👏 do 👏 you 👏 hgave 👏 to 👏 eat

👏 before 👏 you 👏 srimps 👏 flimp 👏 geep

👏 eeb 👏 ko 👏 freeg 👏 nan 👏 zo 👏 big 👏 zig

👏 shrimps 👏 are 👏 made 👏 of 👏 shrimp

Risa's just popping in to remind you to take your meds 🥰

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

anyways if you grew up as a fat little girl and ended up as a fat trans man, you should get 10000$ in emotional compensation because holy fuck people are cruel

new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and wr can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you

stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault

You can only reblog this today🎀💌🏹

"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever