Nemonowhereman - Beebsmo

new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and wr can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you

stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

stop asking who wears the pants in the relationship and instead start asking whos the sex worker in post war france and whos the soundcloud autotune rapper

best Star Trek plot point is that Data has a cat

Wishing you a happy new year :)

anthony starting an episode: alright shut the fuck up let’s pretend to be dumbass wizards or some shit

will starting an episode: now if it’s alright with you guys I’d like to start the part of the podcast where we all play a table top role playing game, and just so everyone is crystal clear, you are being recorded. okay. I love you.