Need To Be Her Sweet Thing That Just Sits In Her Lap And Plays With Her Hair And Helps Light Her Cigars

DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEEE!!!!

the time travel jv trope but with s2 mel and s1 elora

Viktor: I'm leaving—

Jayce: I'M PREGNANT AND ITS YOURS!!!

Viktor: I meant I'm leaving to get some more scrap metal.

Viktor: Hold on a moment . . . What do you mean you're pregnant? Did you magically get a uterus? A hex powered womb?

Jayce: Yes. . .

Viktor: Ah, that would explain it—WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES?!

Baby trap him

Steb & Mori = same hot guy??? Confirmed

List of similarities:

- Quiet guys who can speak but choose not to and instead use more nonverbal ways of communicating*

- the serious type

- Serious, but not heartless **

- talented in combat ***

- Protective/fierce defenders****

- Slim builds, but not weak/defenseless

- intimidating?*****

- Both guys I had a crush on when I watched their show

* Steb with his grunts and Mori with facial expressions (I think, I can't remember it's been a while since I've seen the anime)

** Mori cares about animals and Steb is a medic who got wary of Ca*tlyn's treatment of the Zaunite they detained + helped support and injured Loris

*** Steb is a well trained enforcer and Mori is skilled in Kendo and Karate

**** Steb didn't hesitate to go help the Zaunite get down from Jinx's trap and Mori is known for being protective over Honey

***** Steb with his strict demeanor and Mori. . . Well obvs cause of his deadpan expression and everything

Lol idk what else I'm tired

GUYS 𝗚𝗨𝗬𝗦 WHAT IF-

(edit: someone pls add like a list of similarities)

Them <3

They're like a warm day by the seaside and I love that, love Steb, love Meb/Goldfish/Queenfish/whatever we're gonna make their ship name, love how pretty Mel is

Also love how the fire looks like a fox tail ✓^v^}√

The urge to rewrite the whole TTBGO and Trollstopia series through my Branches & Thorns AU is getting stronger and stronger the more I think about it. I blame that one Trollstopia rewrite on AO3 (with the bounty hunters and Poppy’s bad ideas being hated on) for this!!

I already have a basic timeline for the three movies. Why not include the series in that timeline as well? (If I do it’s gonna take me much longer to finish the AU series)

Least Favorite TTBGO Episode: The Bunker List

Lol no guys I haven’t updated any of my fics. I’m working on an edit but it’s going really slowly. To be fair, I’ve been busy this week. Not busy enough to watch TTBO and read Trolls fics tho LMAOOOO (mainly I’ve just been unmotivated)

Besides Hair-Jitsu, The Bunker List is one of my least favorite TTBGO episodes (I HATE IT (besides certain moments 😋)) because it’s just Branch giving into peer pressure and making it seem like it’s only his fault for rushing through his bunker list. Guy Diamond and Smidge are annoyed at Branch for not doing things on his bunker list which, to an extent, is valid. Branch needs to get out more, but we’re talking about Branch here. The same Branch that was gray for 20 years. It’s not going to be easy for him to go through the list when he struggles so much with ‘basic’ social cues/expectations.

It’s not like he isn’t attempting to be more social either. He’s actually made good progress since the first episode.

Branch only made the bet because Guy Diamond and Smidge had gotten on him for not wanting to do things on his list. When he first said to give him a year to do the things, they scoffed and rolled their eyes. A year isn’t that long to complete a bucket list though? Especially not for someone like Branch who, again, was gray and miserable for 20 years. Poppy made a good point with telling him to do the list at his own pace. (She is surprisingly wise for a Pop troll surrounded by excessive positivity) I just wish they focused the lesson on not letting others get into your head over how you do things instead of ?? Idk whatever the lesson for that episode was.

What annoys me most out of that entire episode is that Branch still has to be humiliated in front of his friends (and only his friends thankfully bc seriously???? In front of everyone?!?!?! That was a horrible bet). They laugh at him when he tried to apologize (again, to an extent, fair bc he was being so aggressive towards his friends cause of wanting to finish his list on time). That was bad enough except then neither Smidge nor Guy Diamond apologized for pressuring him which really rubbed me the wrong way.

They were the whole reason Branch did all that. Poppy didn’t want the bet to happen yet they hair shook with Branch to make the bet official.

Several times throughout the TTBO and Trollstopia series Branch is made fun of for not being ‘normal’ or made the bad guy/blamed for stuff he didn’t do or wasn’t completely at fault for. I hate it so bad and this episode is one of the main examples of this. Ugh.

Also, I don’t completely like that bunker list bc of those same reasons. It’s a good idea but when Branch completes a part of the list the scrapbook says “One step closer to being normal!!”

. . .

Pop trolls try not to make Branch feel bad for being extremely socially inept due to 20 years of isolation, grayness, and trauma 🙀🙀 CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE ‼️‼️

Bro still isn’t his original colors of course he won’t be as happy as the other Pop trolls

Anyway, yeah, rant over. If you made it this far congrats on reading to me take a kids show way too seriously 🤗

Little Jayce and big Viktor dynamics are always so cute ❤️❤️

I LOVE THEMM

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"poor accountant" LMAOOO

Omg now I need sketches of random Zaunites working under ChemBarons (like Thieram) but working in an office setting, tired, and doing whatever

I say as I have not finished any previous sketch ideas and am so behind on classwork

Smeech & Heenot

I'M NOT DEAD!!!! Art block has been a bitch, but I've been doodling these two nonstop. Of course I get attached to the two characters that have the combined screentime of like quarter of an episode 😭😭

Smeech was a phenomenal villain for S2E2 however. He's a fugly rabid chihuahua with the charisma of a sleazy business man, gimme more

And the way he moves and jitters constantly with his mechanical body, gives such excellent crackhead energy

And Heenot, he got like 10 minutes in the spotlight but I loved every second of it. Old sickly Victorian nerd with red hair? Uuuuhm where was he this whole entire time pls

My boy deserves a bigger cult following, he's got the POTENTIAL PEOPLE!!!

So anyway, my favourite funny looking rat and his poor accountant!

Haha not me tho my friends already have seen my irl low standards and my horrible reputation for liking stuff I shouldn't like,, me liking a fish man isn't a big deal compared to other stuff 😎

How am I supposed to talk to my friends about how much I love Steb if he's practically a fish

I don't need that kind of reputation...

Im gonna create a mini paper body pillow of him and have a photo of him in my office because I have no husband but he's close enough to one that it fits

He's lucky he's not real

brainrotting