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fyi the term “mating embrace” is being employed bc frogs use external fertilization. the female lays unfertilized eggs and the male fertilizes them. so it’s a mating embrace bc she’s laying eggs and then he’s fertilizing them, rather than them ~performing coitus~.

Orange-eyed Leaf Frog aka Blue-sided Leaf Frog (Agalychnis annae), in a mating embrace (amplexus), family Hylidae, Costa Rica

photograph by Wildlife With Daniel CR

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the fact that this is on my dash makes me feel like the government is listening

the realization this brought me made me cry actual tears.. [not mine]

“listen i know what you want & i get it but i just can’t do it right now my balls are literally aching”

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Reposting this because I need to materialize it somewhere.