That’s Only Like 45 Sheep Tho

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

this is simply too much like genuinely a personal attack

Channelled message for someone 💌

Gemini, you need to stop thinking about them and focus on the task at hand. A white summer dress, the letter F, and Scorpio placements are some relevant imagery. There could be giggling and flirting with a Libra for some. 333.

bro a single granny smith

prob not even that maybe michigan apple

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.”

— Alfred Tennyson

aye US got silver and gold in skeet shooting tho

naturally