AGH.. Shit... Mmmfffuck.

something to put your dick in: cherry jello

the jello splits so easy it's hard to even put my dick in

2/10

I want school to be over already rn 🗣️

Um been meaning to post something on here I been cooking on art 💕

Bro imagine you get gender affirming surgery in Repo the Genetic Opera and can't pay the bill so after like 3 months they just take your dick or tits away lolol

I'm not gonna leave until you make me.

youre the only person I've loved in decades. I don't wanna get thrown out again...

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

whatever. 😒

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

uh.. well.. I'm not sure. if we do continue feeling like this then maybe we can.. talk about it? with Rick?..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

what the fuck fo you mean we can just talk to him about this?? He's gonna fucking kick my ass out.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Basement dweller rick scares me more than any other rick I've heard of

ooc// NEVERMIND I TAKE IT BACK GET RICK OVER HERE

Your My new friend Im totally not holding You hostage/ooc

Ooc// erm ackshually im holding YOU hostage in my basement ☝️🤓

a jar of nutella and also a jar of peanut butter (more like penis butter now ammirite hehe sorry) ik its the same premise but theyre different textures so

fuckin love eating Nutella and peanut butter raw.. anyways, feels pretty nice, you just gotta be careful to not spill too much. Still leaves your weiner covered in it tho.

7.5/10