Yeah... We Don't Talk About Rubegetta Anymore...

Oh who is he? 

A misty memory…

The aftermath

Una disculpa para la gente que sabe de anatomia, es que soy mensa.

DUDE IM SO HAPPY RN LIKE, WHAT DO U MEAN I MADE THIS SILLY LITTLE KEYCHAINS???? THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG DKAJLSJDLA

Scars

WHAT IM GOING TO DO WITH THIS DRAWS NOW!?!?! SHIP DEAD AS MY PARENTS MARRIGE (?

And that is why the Grunkles can’t go back to Italy

You better run Stan, cause if the Italian police dont catch you, Ford certainly will

This is because of this post and @otsalezu and @stoicjewel

And also because the Stan-Had-Something-To-Do-With-The-Pope’s-Death joke is just. My favorite

He saw the red flags but yellow it's his favorite color

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-My muse, what's your love language? Mine it's physical touch

-Manipulation.

Distracción (Part Two)

Part One | Part Three (coming soon)

Shoutout to @leidostrange and @quantumshade for helping with the Spanish and Yiddish respectively!

EDIT: I realized I placed the exclamation mark on the wrong side of the Yiddish 😭

Just before he leaves the room, Ford pauses, and then draws a sign in the air above Stanley’s head, a simple incantation for a dreamless sleep.

Im so normal about my own AU. I am SO so normal.

This scene is the last scene of my- I guess one shot? It’s almost 4k so it’s not a Drabble- for the Safety Alarm AU