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Study... ;-;

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

@_amatsuki_ ふと 嫌なことって基本やりたくないけれど、嫌なことでも挑戦してみないと自分自身に新しいものって見えてこない気がした もちろん嫌だけど

昔は野菜死ぬほど嫌いだったけれど今はうめぇうめぇって食べれるし それが出来たほうが人生楽しそうだな

Amatsuki: Hmm… It’s natural to not want to do things you dislike, but i feel that if you don’t step up to challenge these things, you wouldn’t be able to find out new stuff about yourself. Of course, even though i dislike it. I used to hate vegetables but now i can eat them saying ‘delicious~ delicious~’ So, to be able to accomplish that is actually the fun of life.

😂

X)))))

Du weißt, dass du deutsch bist, wenn … jemand, der viel Glück hat, ein Glückspilz ist. (Submitted by anonym)

A small persona doodle to try out the Laminator

関西弁 — kansai dialect

when learning japanese as a foreign language, most people will learn standard japanese 標準語 (ひょうじゅんご), as it’s the type of japanese taught in a classroom setting or in your textbooks.

however there are a lot of dialects in japan, one of the most famous one being 関西弁 (かんさいべん) the kansai dialect! kansai dialect is said to sound louder, harsher and more melodic.

関西弁 (かんさいべん) summarizes all dialect spoken in the 関西 (かんさい) region ( ~弁 (べん) is used to describe a dialect). kansai includes cities like osaka, kyoto or nara. the most famous variation of kansai dialect would probably be 大阪弁 (おおさかべん) osaka dialect.

i’m going be teaching you some kansai dialect now! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

vocabulary (関西弁・標準語・英語) (kansai dialect - standard japanese - english)

あかん　・　ダメ　・ don’t! / stop!

ええ　・　良い (いい)　・ good

ちゃう　・　違う (ちがう)　・ different

めっちゃ　・　とても　・ very

ほんま　・　本当 (ほんとう)　・ really

自分 (じぶん)　・　あなた　・ you

うち　・　私　・　i (primarily used by girls!)

おおきに　・　ありがとう　・ thanks (not used anymore)

あほ　・　ばか　・ idiot

しんどい　・　疲れた (つかれた)　・ tired

マクド　・　マック (マクドナルド)　・mc donalds

~回生　・　~年生　・~ grade (１回生 - first grader)

はよ　・　早く(はやく)　・fast

おる　・　いる　・ to be / exist (in osaka)

ほんで　・　そして　・　and…

phrases (関西弁・標準語・英語) (kansai dialect - standard japanese - english)

わからへん　・　わからない　・i don’t understand

なんでやねん　・　なぜだの　・what the … (lit. why is it)

知らんけど　・　知らないけど　・not sure though

かっこええなぁ　・　かっこいいね　・she/he’s cool/handsome

せぇやな/そやな　・　そうね　・that’s it

めっちゃ好きやねん　・　とて好きだの　・i love/like it/you　

misc.

in kansai dialect the う as in です or ます is pronounced.

the kansai dialect is associated with a fun, outgoing personality. in anime characters might speak kansai dialect even if they aren’t from kansai. (also in dubbing of foreign animation, some characters might speak kasai ben to underline their character!)

remember that most people (especially younger generations) don’t really speak thick kansai dialect all the time! it’s mostly a mix of standard japanese and dialect. when speaking formally people rarely use kansai dialect but switch to 丁寧語 (ていねいご) polite language of the standard speech.

here’s a video of attack on titan scenes dubbed in kansai dialect compared with standard japanese! even if you can’t understand everything maybe you can still notice the different melody and some characteristics of kansai dialect like  へん ending on verbs, and the copula や (more in the read more)!! i thought it was super interesting and maybe you could also watch it if you don’t like anime.

thanks for reading! please inform me of any mistakes as both japanese and english aren’t my native language(´･ᴗ･ ` ) tumblr mobile, or at least mine, doesn’t display this post correctly!

(if you’re also interested in grammar and intonation, you can click  “keep reading”!)

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   the abyss also gazes at you. — friedrich nietzsche

(*´ｪ｀*) Kogami~

😂😂😂 Depp!! lol (im not german)

(Submitted by anonym)

XはYです

sentence + か

これ、それ、あれ、どれ

この、その、あの、どの + noun

ここ、そこ、あそこ、どこ

noun じゃないです

sentence + ね、sentence + よ

particles は、が

particles を、で、に、へ、も、と、や

time reference

non-relative time + に ex. 二曜日に、１０時に、九月に

relative time (no に) ex. 明日、今晩、いつ

～ませんか would you like to … (invitation)

毎日、たいてい、よく、時々、あまり、ぜんぜん

Xが + あります or います there is/are X

～ましょう/ましょうか let’s (suggest a plan of action)

～てください please do … for me

～てもいいです you may do …

～てはいけません or ちゃいけません you must not do …

～から、～ので because …

～ましょうか　let me do … (offer assistance)

～ている (an action in progress)

～くて、～で (joining sentences)

verb stem に + 行く、くる、帰る go somewhere for the purpose of

～と思います I think that …

～と言っていました They said that …

～ないでください Please don’t …

～のが好きです I like to do …

qualifying nouns with verbs ～ている + noun

まだ～ていません have not … yet

A の方が B より (property) = A is more (property) than B

A と B とどちらの方が (property) = Between A and B, which is more (property)?

(items) の中で、 A が一番 (property) = A is the most (property) among (items)

～つもりです (I) intend to do …

adjective + なる to become

何か something、何＿も + negative = not … anything

どこかに somewhere、どこ＿も + negative = not … anywhere

誰か someone、誰＿も + negative = not … anyone

～たいです I want to do … (たい conjugates as い adj.)

Aたり Bたりする do things such as A and B

～ことがある have done …

～んです or ～なんです explaining things

～すぎる too much

～方がいいです it is better to do …

～なければいけません or ～なきゃいけません it is necessary to do …

～でしょう probably