I Don't WANT To Read Smut Right Now

the marauders fandom aka the trauma dumping fandom where instead of writing more about the characters people just project onto them and completely change their characters

bring back book accurate or just create OCs

how i look trying to find a remus lupin or sirius black x reader that isn’t a poly fic

Me when I can’t find the very specific 100k slow -burn enemies to lovers, angst with a happy ending, award winning fic that my brain created during my before bed story time, realising I have to write it myself to be able to read it

SCRIPTING IDEAS! ─── hogwarts events.

HALLOWEEN.

pumpkin carving contests (for house points).

themed herbology classes.

halloween masquerade ball.

costume contest (for house points).

waking up to candy beside your bed (house elves put candy beside your bed halloween morning).

haunted houses & mazes in hogsmead.

CHRISTMAS / WINTER HOLIDAYS.

yearly winter ball.

mistletoe will appear above the heads of couples or people will crushes on each other (this could be so chaotic and i love it).

ice skating.

cookie baking contest (for house points).

VALENTINES DAY.

valentine's day ball.

for older years, amortentia is made around this time.

divination love readings!!

EASTER.

school-wide easter egg hunt (for house points).

OTHER.

weekly house parties in the common room.

gryffindor hosts a 'welcome back' party but first years are encouraged to attend.

new year's eve ball & afterparty in the common rooms.

there's a harvest festival / carnival every autumn that lasts a few days.

bonfires on the quidditch pitch.

annual field trips to places in europe.

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

helpful items to have in your hogwarts dr ᝰ.ᐟ ݁₊ .

⊹ ࣪ ˖ are you ever wandering about the corridors, wishing you had a certain something to make the day a little more bearable? wish no more, here are some must have items for your classes and in case of emergencies. ⊹ ࣪ ˖

- time turner

a creation of the department of mysteries, the time turner is a wearable necklace that allows you to travel back in time for no more than 5 hours. whether you’re cramming in a bigger class schedule or dreading your past mistakes, the time turner is an excellent tool. but it is very hard to acquire. it is only provided to students with exceeding academic records.

- invisibility cloak

born from the legend of the three brothers, death offered a cloak to make its owner appear invisible. the cloak never wears down or fades its abilities, it is rendered endlessly invisible. this cloak will undeniably make it easier for missions, to sneak around, or do whatever you please.

the cloak is resistant to jinxes, hexes, and other spells. need to sneak out in the late hours of the night? long to explore hidden secrets and go on dangerous journeys? the invisibility cloak is a must have.

- marauders map

this is the ultimate treasure. the marauders map. crafted by moony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs; this map will guide you through each hall of the castle. even secret passageways, and every password to them. originally made in 1975 the map belonged to remus lupin, peter pettigrew, sirius black, and james potter. it was then confiscated by argus filch and eventually made it into the hands of fred and george weasley.

the map shows the location of everyone’s whereabouts in the castle with a dot. this is because of the homonculous charm. it was also charmed to particularly insult severus snape. to properly view the map, you need to tap your wand to the parchment and recite: “i solemnly swear that i am up to no good”.

to close the map, you must say…

mischief managed.

- felix felicis

liquid luck. this potion when drank makes the drinker lucky for a period of time. anything they do will be done right, and successful when under the potion. this potion is incredibly difficult to make. it requires 6 months of brewing to be consumed.

if overused, the excessive giddiness of the drinker will turn reckless and overconfident. one could take too much and make dangerous decisions.

recipe

1. add ashwinder egg to a cauldron, along with horseradish and heat.

2. juice a squill bulb and add to the cauldron before stirring hard.

3. chop an anemone growth from the back of murtlap and add to the mixture with heat.

4. add a pinch of tincture of thyme and stir slowly.

5. grind occamy eggshell until it’s has a powdered consistency and add to the mixture.

6. stir slowly and heat the cauldron before adding a dash of powdered common rue.

7. stir vigorously and heat up the cauldron one last time.

8. wave your wand over the potion in a figure of eighth and say, ‘Felixempra!’

then you are done! use the potion very wisely, and for good. if brewed poorly and still consumed, the side affects could be fatal.

it’s a SHAME remus lupin isn’t real and my boyfriend 😔

𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐔𝐬, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞

Pairing: Modern!Uni!Remus Lupin x Fem!Reader

Interaction and feedback is what keeps me motivated to write, so I would love to hear you thoughts 🤍

Warnings: Language!

Word Count: 677

One of Us Series Masterlist!

"No, I'd rather not. Thanks, though." You reply dismissively, siping at the cocktail Lily made for you. Every game night, she always had something new for everyone to try, whether it was a unique drink or a recipe from her grandmother's cookbook. Tonight, it was a turquoise-colored concoction with the rim of the glass dipped in sugar. And at the moment, it was the most interesting thing to look at in the room.

“Sorry, love, but this isn’t up for discussion.” James says from where he sits directly across from you, looking ridiculously cozy with your well-loved pink teddy bear, Mr. Cuddles. Clearly, creativity had been your strong suit at nine years old. The third Saturday of the month meant it was your turn to host game night. Your small living room was filled with familiar faces, cozy blankets, and an assortment of snacks and drinks. The scent of freshly popped popcorn mingled with the sweet aroma of the cocktail Lily had crafted for the evening.

To your relief, Remus had stepped out to take a phone call twenty minutes ago. You thought his absence would calm your nerves and help you relax. However, just as the game ended, James sprung a dare on you, shattering your brief moment of peace.

“The game has ended, Potter. I will not be taking any more dares.” You shoot him a pointed look, and he responds with that infamous grin, the kind that signals he's about to turn your night upside down.

“That’s funny. Because you didn’t take any at all, actually.” James emphasizes his point by lifting his own cocktail in your direction, as if to underline his words.

You shift uncomfortably, “Sorry?”

“You know the rule. All of us have to participate in a dare.” James grins, and you fight the urge to snatch Mr. Cuddles from his grip. If he wasn’t going to be nice, then he wasn’t going to cuddle your bear.

"Well, the dare wasn't just for me—it was for both Remus and me. And Remus must have taken a turn. So give me another dare." You usually didn’t keep tabs on what Remus Lupin was up to, nor did he on you.

“He didn’t, actually. He picked truth as well.” Lily chimed in. You shot a look of disbelief at your so-called best friend, who offered a sheepish smile in return before leaning into James.

“Not even when I left to get more snacks?” You asked desperately.

“No. Not even then.” James confirmed.

You paused, glancing between Lily and James unsure, “Did you plan this?”

“How would we have known you two wouldn’t pick dare? It was all luck, truly.” James shrugs, but you know better than to believe that.

Sirius, who was seated next to you on the loveseat and unusually quiet, draped his arm around you and pulled you into his side.

You glanced at him and narrowed your eyes unhappily. "Please, don't make me do this," you whispered desperately. Sirius laughed softly and pressed a kiss to your temple.

“It’s just a couple of hours. You can handle that.”

“Why the fuck do you look like you’re about to cry?” Your gaze sharpens as you lock eyes with Remus, who is staring you down intently from the doorway. You hadn’t heard him come back in.

“You should’ve picked dare earlier; saved us both the trouble.” You huff and shift slightly beneath Sirius’s arm, drawing Remus’s gaze. His eyes flicker to the way you’re nestled against his best friend, the tension in his expression momentarily giving way to a flash of something unreadable.

“What are you talking about?” He snaps, his brow pinched as he stares at you. James stands up and claps a hand on Remus’s shoulder, his face alight with eagerness to reveal the news.

“Congratulations, Rem! You’re having a sleepover with your favorite girl.” James cheers, his voice ringing with enthusiasm, and Remus’s eyes snap back to you. His jaw is clenched, and his posture is taut with tension. 

One of you was going to end up dead, surely.