Piper: The Stars Are Beautiful Today

My apologies for inactivity, ive been gearing up for the metlife twice concert 😈😈

shidou: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

sae: go where

"If the Hargreeves had phones every season would end in two episodes!" Babe if there were cell phones in the Umbrella Academy it would be so much worse. Not a single person in that house is capable of conveying information in a coherent manner. Diego has them all blocked. Viktor only listens to his voicemail in bulk once a month. Five developed his own shorthand during the apocalypse that he truly thinks is coherent to other human beings (it is not). Luther, by nature of who he is, absolutely Does Not Text for any reason and keeps calling the others. Klaus is carrying at least four conversations in the same thread at any given point in time. Even if they all managed to remember that they owned phones (unlikely) and then proceeded to convey relevant information in a timely fashion (even less likely), not a single one of them would figure it out. Allison could probably muster the braincells necessary but would not under any circumstances manage to stay on task long enough to do anything about it. Phones would absolutely not help with anything at all.

Happiness Will Come To You.

SCORBUSSS 🥺💖💖💖 "With my favorite sly "

There are ghosts behind your names

Sorry I promised patrochilles but ended up doing scorbus again 😭😭🙏

i miss when plance shippers used to actually exist

me and bestie after being the narrative that dooms ourselves