Nya: Hey, Lloyd, What’s The New Mayors First Name?

Incorrect Quotes #17: Lloyd's depressed

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Lloyd: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Lloyd: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

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Lloyd: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Lloyd: Fruits that do live up to their names? Lloyd: Orange.

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Lloyd: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! Lloyd, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Lloyd: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Lloyd has all my favourite quotes, at this point it's just really really funny.

Whens the next chapter for so you came back for me coming out🥲

I need to know what happensss

It'll be a while, I think? *sweats nervously* Although chapter five's already at 4.5k words so far, it's far from finished. I guess this one is going to be a bit longer than the rest I've put out so I apologize for the wait. 😅

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Kai/Skylor (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Misako (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago), (mentioned), Skylor (Ninjago), The Serpentine (Ninjago) Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Age Regression/De-Aging, Father-Son Relationship, actually it's an awkward father-son relationship relationship but whatever, Brotherly Angst, i wrote this cause i missed Garmadon, lego please bring him back, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Team as Family, rated teen for cursing, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Summary:

After the events of S11, the ninja are back to being whole once more. With Zane once again himself and Aspheera having been locked away, they're ready more than ever for whatever that'll come next. But to be fair, being ready for THIS was impossible.

Please, how were they even supposed to know that a teenage Lord Garmadon would end up at the monastery?

How many people at school or in general tried to befriend hellspawn just so they could get to meet the ninja or have the ability to boast about being connected to them through hellspawn? Cause, like, there is no way this won't ever happen.

A lot, unfortunately.

They'd ask all sorts of questions like what the inside of the monastery looks like and whether she can teach them Spinjitzu. (Well she can't. Blame Lloyd for saying she's too young for anything) Cue them later asking what the ninja are really like and whether Kai's hair is actually real. Does Zane need to be charged before battle? Is Nya still with Jay? What does Cole do in his spare time? Why are Lloyd's eyebrows suddenly so different? Is Wu really that old? Are they allowed to come to the monastery?

You'd think getting that amount of attention and interest would be fun for someone that young but it's the opposite actually. It's great at first but starts sucking after a while. No one really cares to ask her about her after she told them she doesn't have Lloyd's powers or anything like that. A conversation with those kids almost always involves someone asking something about her dad or Uncle Zane or Uncle Jay and she gets bored. Speaking of which, what's so interesting about her dad, anyway? He picks his nose, he burns tea—

And then there's this boy who basically worships Kai and all hellspawn's thinking in her head is the last time there was a fire in the courtyard and her Aunt Ni looked like she wanted to murder someone. He says he really wants to meet Kai someday cuz he's cool, and definitely should've been the Green Ninja instead of Lloyd who barely deserved it. As soon as hellspawn heard that she was like: what did u say.

To spare you the details, she got into some *cough* minor trouble — which Lloyd freaked out at because when he was at Darkley's, he was the one being hit and the last thing he wants is for her to end up like one of Gene's goons at the age of only fIVE.

So naturally, he spent at least twenty minutes giving her a whole lecture about why she should never hit others and how wrong it is, causing her to sulk and tell him what the heck happened.

Silence.

Lloyd: He's right.

Hellspawn, blinks: What?

Lloyd: Kai should've been the Green Ninja.

Hellspawn: But—

Lloyd, shrugs: Well he trained, he worked hard — he wanted it a lot more than anyone. I was just some dumb kid that ended up with it. *forces a smile* Destiny's weird, don't you think?

Hellspawn: ...

Later, she finds Kai who's in the middle of sharpening his sword and asks him about it.

Hellspawn bites her lip: Do you still wish it was you?

Uncle Kai, stares at her incredulously: Of course. I could've FIXED Lloyd's whole life—

This part though... This. Freaking. Part.

Imagine Garmadon and Lloyd fighting off droves of Vengestone Warriors, and Lloyd freezes in place upon watching his father fight, remembering how he was thrown around and grabbed and beaten and bruised by his father before, and he doesn't move because he's too terrified of having to work with the man who almost killed him multiple times. A Vengestone Warrior creeps up on Lloyd and Garmadon takes it out, which snaps Lloyd back to reality and they fight more and more of the VS Warriors.

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Last song I listened to : Light Behind Your Eyes by My Chemical Romance (I'm like 100% percent sure on this one because someone recommended to me on discord and it's on repeat)

Last Show I Watched : The Tudors

Last Book I've Read : Ummm.... it's mostly just fanfiction these days. (I haven't picked up a novel in freaking forever lol) If fanfiction counts, the last thing I read was Perfect Gardens by northpen on AO3.

What I'm Currently Reading (actually rereading, in this case) : Of Unsung Songs and Broken Dreams by SRNOSMV

Current Obsession: Ninjago, specifically Lloyd & Garm content and RGB stuff. A bit greencousins and the children of the FSM too, I guess.

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Last song: What You Will Leave Behind(End Titles) it’s from a game I still really need to play called “Spiritfarer”

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Currently watching: I have a few, I’m rewatching both Legend Of Korra and Heavens Offical Blessing, then Tom and Jerry for whitenoise while I sleep. 😂

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How is Far Cry 6 by the way, I’ve never played Far Cry but I’m obsessed with F!Dani… >>

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'i can fix him' 'i can make him worse' well i can pick him up like this.

Not me rewatching pirates vs ninja and laughing at the fact a four-armed guy and his reptile army got locked in the bounty's brink by some pirates — said four-armed guy's the demigod son of the first spinjitzu master, what the heck is going on—

Scarf au ~

I suck at this lmao 💀

Au where garmadon has a scarf that he wraps around his neck when it’s cold and before he gets banished he goes to baby Lloyd’s bed and puts the scarf around lloyd to keep him warm before fully submitting himself to darkness 🥲

And then Misako comes later to see Lloyd and the scarf wrapped around him and starts crying.

Also ,Lloyd kept that scarf his entire childhood and he always wore it until some kid tore the scarf infront of Lloyd

I just had to do this.

Lloyd's not going down without a fight.

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