Garden

Person A: AHAHAHA! I WILL DESTROY THE NINE REALMS! THEN BECOME AN ULTIMATE GOD!

Person B: Whoo! You go babe! Slay!!

Person A: *gets a bit flushed* Uhh...B?

Person B: Hmm? Yes Queen?

Person A: W-well , can you umm...help me? And you know...become my right hand man?

Person B: *blushes profusely* y-you mean it??

Person A: *silently nods while taking B in their arms*

Person B immediately accepts and together they destroy the Nine Realms and become rulers of all of their own little existence :D

Person A: *starts a fucking war*

Person B: *holding a camera* You’re doing great sweetie! Love you!

This is making feel some type of way-

Me hiding from whatever dis this:

Guess what time it is… 

It’s Horny on Main day folks.

Keyframes by my lovely talented and constantly thirsty for some Deltarune No Suit brother @thelostmoongazer . He did a fabulous job crafting the initial concept for this animation and really should consider animating more.

Inbetweens by me.

If your reading this, you gotta check this out it’s so cool and a good read!

Was There Once Life On Mars?  Our Perseverance Rover Aims to Find Out

Our Perseverance mission is set to launch on Thursday, July 30 and could help answer many longstanding astrobiology questions about Mars. The mission will deliver our Perseverance rover to the Martian surface, and this powerful rover is equipped with a multitude of tools to study the planet’s environment and to answer questions about whether or not the Red Planet could have had life in the past.

In preparation for launch, our Astrobiology Program is releasing a new update to Issue #2 of the graphic history series, Astrobiology: The Story of our Search for Life in the Universe. This new, fourth edition tells the tale of our exploration of Mars in relation to astrobiology.

The history of our exploration of Mars is full of struggle and triumph. Mars is a dangerous and difficult planet to visit, with frigid temperatures, damaging dust storms, low gravity, and a thin atmosphere. Despite the challenges, NASA missions have opened our eyes to a world that was much more Earth-like in its past, with environments that contained all the necessary conditions for life as we know it.

Issue #2 tells the complete history of our endeavours on Mars, from the Mariner missions to Viking and Pathfinder to Curiosity. In this fourth edition, you’ll find  details on the Perseverance rover and its journey to search for ancient signs and signatures of life that could once and for all tell us whether or not life gained a foothold on the ancient Red Planet.

Perseverance will also drill into Martian rocks and collect samples that will one day be returned to Earth by a future Mars Sample Return mission. The samples will be stored in special containers and carefully ‘cached’ in a location on Mars where they will be easily accessible for retrieval. These samples will allow astrobiologists to perform detailed experiments that robots are not yet able to undertake remotely.

Visit astrobiology.nasa.gov/graphic-histories/ to download the new edition of Astrobiology: The Story of our Search for Life in the Universe, and read the entire series to explore NASA’s astrobiology journey to understand the origin and evolution of life on Earth, and the potential for life elsewhere in the Universe!

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Pineapple.

“I take it back” I say with disgust, “Keep that piece, it has pineapple on it!” I say, I look up to Louis who’s face etched with disappointment with his furrow eyebrows and pouty like expression, looking at me as though I shattered his pineapple heart.

I giggled. I regret nothing.

I take that back.

I regret what happened...years later.

Louis looked at me, his eyes filled with tears as he held the gun towards me. He looked as though at any moment he could shatter. That he could drop the gun, shoot me or...or worse.

“T-That...That wasn’t suppose to happen.” I say with a grim like tone as he falters with the gun in his grasp. I know he’s tempted to.

Tempted to do what? It’s definitely not shooting me. I’ll show you.

“L-Louis-“

“DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!” Louis yelled with such pain it sent needles of pain all the way down my spine. His voice when he was upset always made me uneasy. Which is an understatement-

Louis, with his furrowed eyebrows and beautiful brown eyes looked into my soul with tears clouding him.

Those beautiful eyes were misty with pain, confusion...betrayal.

W-What have I done to you, my Amore...

——would you like to continue ?——

RANDOM DIALOGUE IDEAS #12

Feel free to use any of these dialogue ideas in your writing. Be creative with the context!

“I want to go home”

“take it back”

“I can’t remember”

“it’s not funny”

“I lied”

“don’t tell me to calm down”

“I need a hug”

“that wasn’t supposed to happen”

“hurry back”

“stop interrupting me”

“I can’t take you seriously”

“I don’t want to talk about it”

“problem solved”

“I need more time”

“let me go”

“that was embarrassing”

“never do that again”

“I have an idea”

“it’s freezing in here”

“you’ve changed”

It’s frustrating when your parents just don’t listen. It’s upsetting at the fact that one doesn’t seem to care about who you choose to be.

I am not the child. I am not the child anymore, the child doesn’t need you anymore, I am the young adult that needs you. I am just confused on what to do as someone who wants to be seen as…them. I feel alone and yet I have those that love and care about me.

I don’t want to give up. I went through too much shit to just give up. I have too many things I want to do.

I want to see the snowy tundra.

I want to feel the warm sands of the beach.

I want to be engulfed by the salty waters of the sea and brushed by the branches of the green.

I want to see my friends smile & laugh.

I want to watch my favourite movie.

I want to listen to my favourite songs.

I want to smell & taste my favourite foods.

I want to live. I want to create.

I am not gonna die. I won’t die.

I am a knight who has seen & been through shit. I am not giving up!

I will not give up!

I will live. No matter what.

CONTAINS CRUDE LANGUAGE

You have been warned.

The sky was blood red and the fumes of gas were in the air as I ran screaming for my friends name.

Hoping no PLEADING that he will come rescue me from this...THIS NIGHTMARE.

I hear screams and gasps of pain as I drew near the settlement camp yelling for not just my friend but for the Chief.

“GUS! GUS! ABE! ANYONE!!” I screamed only to see my name being called in a distance. I run at full speed towards Alex.

“ALEX! Thank fuck your alive, where’s Gus?!” Alex signs that he’s in the Medbay. “THANK GOD! Alex stay safe okay?” I say as I bolt for the Medbay, Alex signs “Good Luck” and disappears back into the well hidden bunker.

If you don’t know what’s going on this is the year of 2220 where the world has gone to shit. You think the pandemic was bad? 200 years later there will be a war that will literally destroy Earth. Great.

The thought of the world being fucked I toss aside for now and run into the bushes yell “LIBERTY FOR LAND!” And get immediately sucked into the ground.

I then get plopped on to the metal like floor with a loud CLANK! Where people barely noticed as they scramble and panic as the alarms blast loud and clear that shit is about to go down.

I yell for Gus and Abe as I get onto my feet and run through the giant underground base, dodging scientists, doctors, nurses and normal citizens young and old.

For the last 50 years a War has started between Human Kind and The Reptilian Republic. You heard that right, the Reptilian Republic! 200 years ago those stories and myths of creatures like Mermaids or Bigfoot or any kind of cryptic? They exist...more or less.

Turns out, these creatures were either government experiments gone terribly wrong or were a evolution mistake of sorts...The Reptilian Republic were descendants of Dinosaurs or something I have no fucking clue even though I lived through these events, fucking hell Chris...I didn’t mean for-

When your friend is drunk he says that he is a wizard. So you jokingly ask him to make you immortal. That was 200 years ago.

“Why?…Why do you want this?”

“Because, I want to know love. I want to know pain. I want to know happiness. I want to know what it’s like to live instead of being a tool, only pulled out when needed I don’t want to be needed. I want to be wanted. I want to be loved, I want to know how it feels, I want to live. Please.”

“But you won’t be able to-“

“I know. I won’t be useful anymore but that’s what I want. I want to be useless so no one…no one can ever use me again.”

“…”

“Please, even if it ends me I want to know what it’s like to feel. I want to feel something.”

“…as you wish.”

You are a demon. Most people contact you to sell you their soul in exchange for fantastic powers. Today you were summoned by an AI that wants to sell you their fantastic power for a soul.

TRAVEL LOG: 058

DATE UNKNOWN: GALAXY UNKNOWN:

CAPTAIN OF CRUMBLEWAY: VESPER TAYLIN

BOTH SHIP, CAPTAIN AND CREW: MISSING.

PLAYING RECORDING…

//Noises of screaming, wreckage and what seems to be a undocumented creature screech can be heard throughout this recording//

I don’t- I don’t have much time.

I don’t know where we are, where we went and how we even got here but I can describe…THIS…

This creatures takes the form of you.

This creature no matter dog, cat, human or even another alien species it will take your place and be you and it will EAT YOU.

IT ATE CASSIAN, KENYA AND CLOVE, IT TORE UP OUR REACTOR, THIS SHIP MAY EXPLODE I’M UNSURE!

ALL I KNOW IS THAT PLEASE DON’T GO TO A BLUE PURPLE PLANET WHOSE CLOUDS WHICH ARE AS RED AS BLOOD. IT WILL FIND YOU AND IT WILL EAT YOU OR…Worse.

This thing is strong, but also smart…it took…it took Amber’s face and pretended it was her and then…PLEASE.

HEED MY WARNING. FORGET ABOUT ME, THE SHIP, THE RESOURCES BUT DON’T EVER FORGET THE LEGACY OF MY CREW!

DON’T COME HERE PLEASE! PLEA-

//Screams can be heard and blaring of alarms//

“…Hello?”

//The recording abruptly cuts off, static can be heard afterwards//

END OF RECORDING…

A young woman could be heard at the end of the recording, it was later identified to be 19 year old, Amber Danae Taylin, Child of Vesper Ryker Taylin who is proclaimed dead.

Crew that suspect to be alive consist of-

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Cassidy Chip Conahay (Age: 24, Status: Unknown)

Robin Stellis Cresswell (Age: 25, Status: Unknown)

Billie Gaz Fenlen (Age: 36, Status: Unknown)

Loreleli Belle Sutherland (Age: 29, Status: Unknown)

Snoopy the Astrodog (Breed: Mutt, Age: 5 (36-66 in Dog Years) Status: Unknown)

and Ship, Codenamed “CRUMBLEWAY” and a important mineral called “Vesparis” is proclaimed missing.

Crew proclaimed Dead consist of-

——————————————————————————————————

Cassian Clyde Conahay (Age: 27, status: DEAD)

Kenya Glade Abbot (Age: 27, Status: DEAD)

Clove Marrium Heymower (Age: 78, Status: DEAD)

Amber Danae Taylin (Age: 19, Status: DEAD)

Captain Vesper Ryker Taylin (Age: 56, Status: DEAD)

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Known so far:

The crew was tasked to collect more of the mineral known as “Vesparis” a blue crystal that can give energy to an entire planet by only using a crystal the size of a pea.

The collecting of “Vesparis” was done at a Planet known as “Cessandris”, close to our galaxy known as the Metroway.

But due to faulty conditions of the ship they landed on a unknown planet, now described to be a planet of- “BLUE PURPLE PLANET WHOSE CLOUDS WHICH ARE AS RED AS BLOOD.”

They were stuck in this planet for 8.286 weeks and during this time ASO has sent out multiple searcher ships to look for the lost crew.

The Ardonis Space Organization barely picked up much of Captain Taylin’s space logs due to how isolated this planet was from any space organization ruled planet. Only three were recovered.

Space Log 001.

Space Log 039.

Space Log 058.

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The Final Log before the ASO found out it was too late for five of “CRUMBLEWAY”’s crew to be rescued.

Star Commander, Lee Jupiter Taylin has commanded that a small team now known as “Team Rogue” would research, study and investigate what happened to the crew of “CRUMBLEWAY” and see if the lost crew are still alive and can be able to return back home and found dead crew members and return them back home to get a proper burial.

Most notably, to find out who or what has done this.

Much is too be done. As of right now, “Team Rogue” is starting recover more of Captain Taylin’s space logs, two more are almost complete and the creature heard during space log, 058 is being researched.

The Planet known simply as “Rogue” is yet to be discovered but when it does, Star Commanders, Soleil Edna Hatton, Mark Zeke Bondnavist, Hayden Fitzroy Sutherland and Lee Jupiter Taylin gave the command to recover what was lost and to kill whatever has done this.

END OF LOG..

Spaceships have been disappearing in deep space for unknown reasons. One day the log of one lost ship is found.

I wish I can hug you.

I wish to hold your hand.

I wish a lot of things when your not here.

Even though it’s only for a couple of hours..it’s a bit hard for me at least.

You might not feel the same way but when I’m with you my anxiety flutters away.

You make me feel whole....but is that right?

I mean it’s romantic but is it healthy? Am I overthinking again? I’m sorry...

I just...I guess I will stick with one thing right now and not overthink it’s meaning.

I love you.

I know deep down if I can try I can do things without you but their just a lot more funnier with you by my side!

Yeah...you don’t complete me, I don’t NEED you but...I want you to be here with me.

I want you and me to grow old together, maybe have a kid I don’t know lol...

But I want to experience things with you...so yeah :D

...I was just gonna go to the market for a bit but now you made me cry you lovable bean.

Noooooo! I’m sorry I didn’t want to make you cry!

WELL YOU DID! NOW COME HERE! Imma hug you forever!

AHHH! nO! thE hUgs ArE tOo sTrONg!

They then hugged and cuddled each other for hours! The End.

Song that inspired this “wish u were here” by Wish oh the Beat! Check out the song it’s real good for vibes...have a great day! :D

I remember when my child was young they would say “Some day father, I will see the world!” I always told them they would if their heart so desired and if they had the drive, they really could.

What I couldn’t bare was my child leaving. I begged them to stay, that it wasn’t their fight. They said to me they were but eighteen-

“Some day father, I will return and when I do I would’ve seen the world…someday father, I will come back to you.”

They got on Buttercup, their favourite mare…and rode off with their solider friend to fight the monster that started this unholy war.

I cried like I have never cried before then..I waited. I hoped each day since then that my child would return, I dressed my best clothes and worked like I haven’t worked before to make the farm spotless for them to come home…

It was three years. Three years since I’ve seen them. No word on from their end but from what I heard it’s very much the same for many others…I hoped my child wasn’t killed…I prayed I wouldn’t loose another. I just wanted something, anything.

I didn’t receive word until a letter came.

The letter said that the war with the king was over…he was proclaimed dead. The war was done and my child would finally return home in three days time.

So I prepared, I made up their room, a room I haven’t stepped in for at least a year. I washed everything down, I prepared everything I can on the farm of animals and apple trees and on the final day…made my child apple pie.

Then…over the horizon of my farm where the sun peaked over each morning…I saw a dark knight ride on a nightmarish horse at the crack of dawn.

The armour the knight wore was dark as night that shimmered purple everytime they moved, the horse they rode was nothing I have never seen, a horse from hell with red bleeding eyes and a mane that was of hell fire.

The knight rode until they stopped in front of me and spoke with a deep voice…

“Branton Noor? Farmer of Evrin Acres?”

“Y-Yes?…That is me.”

The figure jumped off their horse and towered over me, they were as tall or even more tall as my solider child…

Their helmet hid their face. They said no words until they finally spoke with power-

“Branton Noor, I am Cosima, the son of Queen Ofara and Royal Ezlis Noor. I am your grandson here to bring you back to the Netherworld where the rulers await you…at your new home.”

My eyes popped out of my sockets in that moment. All I could muster to say to the tall figure was-

“Apple pie? …You must be tired…come on in, we can talk more inside.”

I waddle to my house and see in the corner of my eye that the knight follows closely behind me…

Oh my goodness…what just happened? Is this real? Am I hallucinating? One moment I was waiting word that they have died or worse…became another person but this? I HAVE A GRANDSON AND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW?!

This…This was definitely not what I expected.

Your son/daughter has been gone for 3 years, fighting the campaign against the demon king as the head of the royal knights. You a humble farmer now have received a letter that the war has ended and now they are coming back to visit you.